Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

Gomez was more pissed off at me removing the jumper than putting it on 😂😂

I can only knit straight lines. Scarf, blankets, footstool runner is my limit

Tbf this isn’t much more than straight lines 😂😂 I have a couple of other things I need to make then I might make some cat jumpers 👍

For personal reasons Puddy has decided she only eats wet food on the landing. If I put it anywhere else she stands 18” away looking at it sadly.

No idea why, it’s not like I’ve got a sea view out there.

@Fluffycloudland77 "for personal reasons" really made me chuckle. I'm picturing Puddy as a real diva.

They're all little weirdos aren't they?
Paws won't eat wet food first, he eats the dry (ollie doesn't eat dry, unless he wants to piss Paws off) then paws is "ollieeeeee stop it"

Next doors old cat won't eat thrive treats, unless I give them to him, then he declares them delicious

Leroy comes in after his evening walk and eats biscuits, then has his Lick-e-Lix, then his meaty... and god help us if the order gets mixed up!

He also eats his meaty where he sits and waits for it. It'll be one of four favoured spots, though he does throw in the occasional curveball.

The staff cater to the master's whims.

Paws says morning

Morning darling Paws! Give Mama a head bop for us.

I’m bored, nicked the phone off the old girl who’s at work. She’s dumped me with this so-called toy. I expressed my righteous loathing by ignoring it.

Ollie is.. no idea. Hiding his bits with his paws

Adoring me new toy.

Yep, it looks like that toys a hit doesn’t it?. He’s looking very handsome.

For personal reasons Puddy has decided she’ll eat in the kitchen again with us proles.

That’s something of a result. She’s planning to spend more time with family and on local affairs with her constituents.

Yes, spending time with the little people who often go unnoticed.

Sorry to add a dawg amongst the pussy cats but Lola likes her jumper 💕

It's lovely. I think it looked better on Gomez.

I don’t know what that animal is with flap ears and a sharp sense for autumn trends, but it’s rather sweet, isn’t it.

The jumper is magnificent, swampytiggaa. Will the other dog (who has a great hair cut incidentally) want one too? She is certainly looking interested.

I love the Cap'n with his new toy, Supersimkin2. He is looking at his most leonine and king of all he surveys which contrasts marvellously with the toy which is not quite so imposing.

Ollie has flounced. A daft DAWG has a jumper an mama is not knitting him one. Honestly

Fat orange arse in the face for me this am. Forgot to open his window. Time for our RSPCA probe eh @Queen

Ollie is far too handsome for a jersey - his fur must not be covered, would be a style crime.

Nemo, "I'm not sitting on you 'cos we're friends, I want the basket." Dear Reader, he did indeed get the basket all to his little ginger self.

8am breakfast
12.15 lunch

Wondering what time afternoon snack will be

@NotMyCat

8am breakfast 12.15 lunch

Wondering what time afternoon snack will be

2:30pm

4:45pm for High Tea
7:30pm for Dinner
10:00pm for Supper

12am - midnight snacks.

If you're lucky, there'll be an interval until, say, 6am when it will be time for an appetite-whetter.

Just spotted him mooching about in the hedge across the road