Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

Leroy's telling you he's the one providing for the family. Sniff.

Well done, I bet you blew them away.

London's so hot and the new flat is so full of builder's crap that I've put off moving for a couple of days. The truth - Capn is on his cool mat and I don't want him stressed or made to move in case he carks by mistake. He's currently hoovering an M&S meal and kipped all pm on my pillow so he's in fine fettle.

I have, however, just been on me new balcony - London's only private pub garden. Its's huge and now flowery. Contains a very fluffy black cat with strong nutritional views. Will post pic.

Leroy's telling you he's the one providing for the family.

Unfortunately Tesco's round here don't accept mouse carcasses or innards as payment for Dreamies or Lick-e-Lix 😂

Pets@Home might, I guess 🤔

I have often thought it would be more logical if catfood came in flavours like crunchy mouse or succulent sparrow.

But that wouldn't seem enticing to most cat servants buying the stuff.

Felix As Good As It Looks Doubly Delicious Squirrel & Vole in Gravy

Yeah. I'd buy it tbh.

Ollie would like custard flavour please. And milkshake. In fact just the supermarket dairy section

I reason going to work with Capn by explaining I have to get snack tokens for Dreamies. He allows it, grudgingly.

Mr C staggered in once with a huge beetle for my pillow at 3am, thrilled he had completed the weekly shop.

I GOT THE JOB!!! 😱

@YesItsMeIDontCare

Brilliant news - well done! .

As I was told when I got a job 3 months ago. This doesn't however mean you are allowed to post less on 'the litter tray'

Yay! Well done @YesItsMeIDontCare!!

Well done YesItsMe

Does this mean the teens cats will have to fend for themselves 😅

Congratulations!!!!!

Poor Leroy

Thank you 😊

It's part time so Leroy won't suffer too much, and DS is likely to be home in the mornings anyway. I can probably persuade his sitter to pop in after school for some cuddles! I've just got to persuade her "chauffeur" to agree 😂

I wouldn't worry too much. I used to leave for my job just after 10am and would always tell Ernie to go to his 'cush' in the bay window, would talk to him through the window and I assume he went to sleep

He was still there and undisturbed by DS coming in form school and would barely raise his head when I came in later

Yay 😀 WELL DONE 👏

You go, girl. Rest up before you start says Capns

Congratulations @YesItsMeIDontCare. Leroy will survive. Your sofa might not though.

@Fluffycloudland77

Congratulations *@YesItsMeIDontCare*. Leroy will survive. Your sofa might not though.

Sofa will be fine.

Stairs, on the other hand... 😱🙈🤦🏼‍♀️ 😂

We went to the vet this morning. She was so scared she wet herself in the carrier.

Clean bill of health apart from a broken fang 😮. The vet said you’d never know she was 11 by her teeth so I was very proud. Then they jabbed her & she's only just started talking to me again. I haven’t told her the booster is in 3 weeks.

Relatively new cat slave, meet Boglin.

Oh he’s very sweet looking! Toe floofs AND a nose splodge all on one cat.

Congratulations on the new job Yes.

@dotty12345 Boglin is very handsome and looks as if he holds opinions about how he should be treated.

Oh he’s very sweet looking! Toe floofs AND a nose splodge all on one cat

And a MAHOOSIVE tail.

Did you find out what the thing on her leg is, Fluffy?

Let it all hang out, Cap'n!

Your noo abode sounds really exciting, Super!

Bogs holds very definite opinions on how we treat him! He gives us a lot of fun though! (Not so much when he decided to pee on my teenage sons chest at 4am this morning!)

No, the vet couldn’t think how she’d done it either but it’s ok. It might always be a bit bald as the new shiny skin is scar tissue & scar tissue is bald.

That sounds like good news, Fluffy!

Not so much when he decided to pee on my teenage sons chest at 4am this morning!

Revenge for what, exactly?