Capn, who is huge, old and fat, does a remarkable impression of a tiny helpless kitten @AlfonsoTheDinosaur.
For food, generally.
Dear God @Justonedayatatime11, you heroine - your gallantry knows no bounds. Try and get some sleep tonight love. You'll wake up if anything weird happens, one does.
Ginger-and-white-bastard has been in!! Capn slept through the visit. His guest didn't pee on the sofa so everyone's way cool with hangin' together. I was feeding Havelock at the time and didn't notice.