Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

It's definitely getting colder... he's been in every day!

We are back from the vet for Puddarellas booster & dh has been up to console her “did she take you to the vets? Did she? She’s a mean mommy isn’t she?” As she pokes her paws through the bars of the box & bursts out before I’ve undone all the clips,

She wet herself again on the way there,

Charlie got a bit hangry

I mean I would just chop my arm off and give it to him TBH

It’s just a flesh wound.

She’s still not talking to me. She’s had enough of my shit.

She's so beautiful @Fluffycloudland77

She says you ought to be accompanied by a colleague or union rep at the next meeting, that's why.

Thank you, she’s a looker. She has dh on side “daddy would never do that to you”. When I went upstairs she ran down stairs

Faking fear to get food may have worked well previously.

It works well now too. She tried to nab dhs cheese roll yesterday, no manners at all.

Pointedly loud door slam from next door just now. Rattle of key in lock, etc.

Capn's wanders in as I type, licking his lips.

I'm going to have to buy them wine, aren't I.

Walter is in BIG trouble.

Oh Walter! Paws is here and even he is at that pic

Oh lord. It’s the night for naughtiness isn’t it!

Walter! How could you?

I bet he's plastered.

He was thrown straight outside while I dealt with it. It took ages, not what I needed after my first day back at work after being off sick. He's been driving me crazy with walking on the worktops lately, but this was a step too far!

I'm not surprised even Paws was shocked. I think Walter might win the naughtiest cat on the thread award tonight.

@coastergirl I dunno, paws has just hissed at Ollie
Ollies reaction

Poor Ollie!

Thank you for cheering me all up with your cat photos and tales. I've just been diagnosed with a brain tumour, hopefully benign, but I'm still in a state of shock.

Oh @Papergirl1968 you have all the paws and handholds you need here

Oh @Papergirl1968 🤗 we are all here for you 💕

Thank you, you lovely people x

@Papergirl1968 Hand and paw hold from over here. I can offer a picture of a very tired Nemo, he stayed out until the wee small hours last night, we were worried.

Oh gosh @Papergirl1968 We are all here for you. I hope it's benign. Do you have a treatment plan? I'd offer you a wine but it all went on the floor.

I really hope you don't think I'm being flippant by the way, not in the slightest. Much love.