Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

No cats allowed in my room tonight I need to sleep. Walking the virtual London marathon tomorrow with 2 friends so can’t afford to have a cat hot water bottle disturbing me 😂😂

The three stages of "human has milkshake"

Omg that is too cute!

@Toddlerteaplease

Omg that is too cute!

Wait until I put the video on his FB

@NotMyCat - have you ever read The Midwich Cookoos? Where the alien children can kill or control you with their strange glowing eyes? I think your cat may be a cookoo. "You will give me the milkshake. You will."

An all-time classic of all time.

Our heating's broken for the next fortnight. Capn's heater is arriving tomorrow.

Good luck for the marathon @swampytiggaa - what does virtual involve - my hope that it means 'lying down' doesn't feel likely.

Virtual just means it’s not in London. So London marathon is coming to north Devon. In the rain 😭😭

Just having a cuppa before I get dressed to go out…

Hello everyone! I've missed quite a bit, please accept my apologies 😔

I've just about survived my first week. One more and then I get my part time hours. Leroy has expressed his extreme dissatisfaction, but he had DH to shout at for 3 of the days so god help us next week.

I've had loads of cuddles from my Li'l Lollister this weekend 🥰

All the best @YesItsMeIDontCare and @swampytiggaa for your endurance tasks.

I'm frozen and soaked cos autumn arrived in SW4 with no warning as I went to M&S. Capn's got a heater (can't afford two) but I've got the duvet.

Marathon done. About to collapse under cats 😂😂

Well done Swampy! You are living up to your user name - swamped by stripey cats.

Well done swampy. I thought virtual just meant you watched it online.

No, I’m not up on sporting things 😂

Blinkin flip, Swampy, mega well done.

Virtual = Not in London, Fluffy. *

Ain't nothing real outside the big city, my grrrrl.

• I had no idea it meant that, wot a disgrace. Mind you, London is pissing it down and arctic. It's barely 15 and Capn got a damp tail earlier trying to get into Havelock's bed again.

Well done, Swampy.

Well done! Pouring down here so someone has come inside to shelter

London Marathon in that there Devon 😂😂

We've got a marathon runner on the thread!!!!!

Added to the two-wheeled triumphs of @TheLongRider, no less.

I am well honoured to be in such company. As I sit here eating what appears to be the last mini roll in the packet.

Well truthfully I’m a marathon walker… I will run one tho probably next year.

And I walked solidly for over 7.5 hours which is rather a long time 😂😂

That's even more impressive than running. And you won't go all stringy and orange either like the runners round here.

www.theguardian.com/news/gallery/2021/oct/04/a-swearing-in-parade-and-pet-care-mondays-best-photos#img-18

If I walked a marathon I’d die.

Walter isn't happy about the Internet being dead.

It’s probably your fault somehow.

Yep, I'd imagine so. He's snoring loudly in disgust.

That is an amazing feat swampytiggaa. Glad you survived your first week YesItsMeIDontCare. Hope you and Capn are both warm Supersimkin. It's been sunny the last two days for me but the cold evenings and mornings have definitely arrived. Ollie slurping milkshake is so sweet NotMyCat. It's the way it gets on his nose that is so adorable.