Cat chat thread the umpteenth - the Café is open all welcome

[TheLongRider]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4114520-cat-chat-thread-we-ve-lost-count

I'll stick the kettle on.

I ♥️ cats. Furry, farty, demanding arseholes

Farty? Mine usually don't fart unless they've eaten something that really doesn't agree with them. The farts are usually of the silent but deadly type.

Morticia and Wednesday are packaged up ready to post 🙂

It's only Kloppy who's a bit farty, he's still young so I'll let him off (no pun intended)

I've just dried my hair in the spare bedroom, didn't want to disturb two snoozing kitties by putting the big light on and blasting the hair dryer in my room 🙄

My mum's cat farted directly in my dad's face - Mum told him it was Karma 😁.

Leroy hardly ever farts, but his shits are toxic!

Gomez is very farty Wednesday does toxic shits. Quite often over her own tail 😂😂

Okaaaay no more farty/shitty tales

I bought a new blanket last week, Rosie loves it

Oooh lovely @YesItsMeIDontCare. I'll have a tea please.

Walter says hi and mrrrrp! He's in the bad books for yowling at the top of his voice while I was trying to get the baby to sleep. Again.

He was just trying to sing a lullaby, Coaster!

Haha 😂 Baby (toddler really) is obsessed with Walter so it wasn't helpful!

@swampytiggaa can I change my mind and ask for a dreamies and two cats by post?

Man from El Covid, he say No. v efficient testing service here.

@Supersimkin2 of course! I won’t put the dreamies in with the idiot sisters tho otherwise cap’n v won’t get any 😭😭

Sybil is taking advantage of the card table being out. Note the completely wrecked baize (bloody cats)

Super - I'm glad it's not COVID and probably just a stinker of a cold. I hope the Cap'n has got used to being sneezed on.

Grats on it not being Covid Lana.

We have great service around here. Within 5 mins walk of each other near the town centre we have (in order of opening):

1 x symptomatic testing
1 x non-symptomatic testing
1 x vaccination supercentre serving about 1/4 of the county.

All these are also within 3 mins walk from my work base. For my jab, I actually got the lift down to the ground floor & crossed the foyer then back again at lunch!

Good news Super

Ollie pretends his doesn't fart but the cloud around him yesterday said otherwise. I asked if he had a stinky bum and he shoved his head back under the blanket and went to sleep. He still loves sleeping like that, head under and bum out
Cozie called him a weirdo for that

I'm glad it's not Covid Super. I know most people are fine with it and the isolation is the worst part but still...

Leroy sends a nose-boop •

Work is RUBBISH

He's not wrong.

It’s a wonder Ollie didn’t dislocate his jaw!

Oh, he's such a sweetie with that one tiny tooth

Bloody hell Ollie. Were you trying to swallow Mama whole?!

Love it, Coaster!