I had an ex-BF from the Black Country - Dudley in fact! He used to spell in text messages with the accent too, could take me ages to work out what he meant some times (I'm Kent born, raised & still there now).
Plus points of having this labyrinthitis - Boycat cuddles, watching the cricket, slobbing all day, saving on car parking. Minus points - only been in the new job just over a month, a bit bored, feeling weird every now & again, not able to shower as I can't risk falling over as I step into the bath! But pills seem to be kicking in already, so hopefully will be back in either tomorrow or for the weekend.
Seems my mobile has been spoofed - just got my 3rd call in 3 days saying they'd missed a call from my number...