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@Fluffycloudland77 , of course. Actually, the first duvet I pulled away to start the bed changing process had my overlord asleep wrapped in it. Much hard stares for my temerity.

How is asbo, sounds like he's been on the balsam.

Total failure at taming this am. Self, sofa, duvet sprayed with blood.

One kitten reclining on cashmere throw, triumphant.

Secretly proud of his spirit

Little K says hello.

Oh he’s got the cutest little nose.

Asbo is perkier thank you.

Oh my goodness me, how cute is he?!?! Fancy trading for a demented chocolate Suffolk??

Little K is beautiful 😻 Fancy trading for the baby I'm currently trying to get to sleep? He's laughing at me.

I’ll take a cat off your hands, lighten the load.

Aww what a little beauty Little K is!

Fluffy which one would you like?!

There's some serious side-eye in that photo of Mr. K.

I’ll take Coasters Walter. Seems a nice normal cat.

won't get off sofa now

So cute!!

Ooh that’s a look in the last photo, was that ham not organic?.

Organic and from M&S. I have met my match

Little K looks so cosy! That's a kitten who has landed on his paws.

@Fluffycloudland77 Walter is being a dickhead the past few days. He insists on sitting on the kitchen worktops, no idea why all of a sudden. Anyway I want to keep the cats and trade out one of my kids. Cats are mostly being adorable. See photo.

Mr K!

Easier to rehome cats though 😹

Asbo is, I think, keeping food down. Turned his nose up at chicken in his bowl but tried to take dhs off his plate.

He is so tiny, so pink and white, and so terribly brave, all on his own in a world made for giants. Rescued from a garden, now finds himself in a strange place with a big pink twoleg with its pink patty hands. It's a lot for a very small person.

I know the flat is tiny and I want him to have the freedom of the outdoors which could be tricky, but just for now am so glad he is safe and warm and fed and snuggled.

Even Demelza has had enough of the kids constant arguing and wants out.

Fluffy which one would you like?!

Justoneday ... pssst - what Fluffy isn't telling you is that you are getting a delinquent Bengal in return.

Ollie is sad about the weather and says I should have stayed home ALL DAY
He's taken to sleeping on my pillow again all night so I wake up with him either gazing at me or drooling on me

Been violently hissed at while serving breakfast. Patted and kissed small fluffy person nonetheless, honour satisfied all round, now having elevenses together.

@Justonedayatatime11 what Fluffy isn't telling you is that you are getting DH in return.

I love the photo of Demelza (and her name).

We are back from the vets, just an upset tum so he’s had the anti nausea injection & I'm boiling chicken breasts as we speak.

£51 all in. Vet currently driving an 8 series bmw. Which is rubbing it in a bit imo. He could at least buy an old banger for work.