Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

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No.

You need a pair in every room by the sound of it.

Strange cat

Yes There is a distinct lack of stables kittenses on this thread. Just saying.

I felt ridiculously proud when I discovered Matt had done a poo in his litter tray last night.
He very rarely uses it, only once every few months really, but I’m so glad he knows it’s there if he needs it when he is shut in or at night.
Sorry, don’t mean to rub it in, Lana!

Tarot looking weirdly shiney and synthetic like Sabrina The Teenage Witch's cat Salem poking her tongue out

We have given them their Advocate drops .

The expression on their faces now you'd think we'd done it by enema not neck skin.

I anticipate a horses head on the foot of the bed tomorrow ...........

Tarot looks like she's been polished! In my experience they'll leave it a couple of days before enacting revenge. I'd start being wary around Wednesday teatime.

I have tonsillitis so I'm flopping around at home. Ollie is raging, apparently I'm disturbing his "doing cat FINGS in peace" so he's stomped off and is asleep in next doors garden. By asleep I mean flat out hiding in the grass, snoring loudly

Very inconsiderate not to be out 9-5 like normal, you could at least languish round your parents house so he has his “me” time.

I know. He keeps throwing himself on the floor in despair and sighing loudly at me
I feel I should apologise for being in "his" house so luckily fetch delivered some delicious cat food just in time. I'm sure he will reject all of it

As is traditional 😹

Dh is off so asbo did a wee on the stairs.

Fuming

Poor gummy Ollie. It sounds like he had The Worst Day Ever.

I ❤ cats, but I'm in no position to have one.

I live vicariously through Facebook posts and threads like this.

Wilbur, the King of a Hampshire village didn't fancy going to his own 10th birthday party.

@Weezol I know. Not even jacket potato for tea, he had to eat organic chicken and cod cat food
Scrap that, he's just gone to lick the mayo off my plate

Bah, hope you're feeling better Yes.

Wilbur looks as boot-faced as I do. Just going in for the second round of a very undignified battle with Mr C over a slice of Emmental. The animal has very poor boundaries at present.

The antibiotics are kicking in. Ollie seems a bit off, was still asleep when I woke up and rejected food. Think it's too hot for him

Are you still here human? Can a cat not have some peace?

Similar here "No Mama, not read. Page turning too loud'.

That paper does look rustly.

Shame on you Weezol. Does Mama not have a kindle? Mind you Mr C doesn't like that either - another vile love rival from the media.

Mama does have Kindle. It was under the magazine which was under the Weezolcat.

It's not like I'm in charge around here you know.

I have returned to work. Ollie bustled to the door to make sure I was seen safely off. Or that I had left him in peace for the day

He probably holds cat parties with all the Not My Cats...

A bit like this?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cwH--olxmVM

The doors and windows are locked firmly. My money is he snoozes for 9hrs flat