Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

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No.

How did work go, yesqueen?
And the vet, lana?

Not too bad. Paws is testing my new phone camera

Aww, Paws looks like he has one sock up and one down

Paws is adorable

Morning everyone,
This is Pepper. She is currently giving me the side-eye as I have clearly disturbed her quiet time because, its almost 2:40 in the morning.

Pepper is a stunner.

Mr C behaved badly at the vet. Nurse Lee took him home with shaved bits but no blood tests due to lack of patient consent.

Nice to see he’s still got his mojo though?.

We are abandoning DCat for a holiday... nice teenage daughter of friend is feeding her... as it the magic cat feeder... just hoping she doesn't present NTDOF with too many mice, as it's been 2 a day for the last week, basically.

Oh dear, Lana.
Nurse Lee does go above and beyond the call of duty though

He got ham anyway. Nurse Lee is putting my number on his personalphone.

Oh I say! Should we start shopping for hats?

I was an hour late getting up so asbo pissed on the hob. Harsh.

That's not relaxing Fluffy. Might Asbo be getting a touch more particular in his requirements?

Nurse Lee says I can phone him if I want anything.

Anything?

Dh once said similar to me 😜

It was a punishment wee.

Hope springs in my withered spinster heart, Fluffy.

Punishment pissing is a bit much. As I said to Mr C once, I don't pee on your bed when I've got a mood on. Have you tried talking it through with asbo or will he pull the old Me No Spik English on you.

He does a good blank face if I try to have words.

Insult to injury, that is. Has he had The Salmon of Rebuke yet.

Mr C's just spat out the worm pill for the third week running. I know they are only a fiver each but for some reason I feel like pissing on the hob.

Well dh doesn’t know about it and I’m not forking out for it. Can you get liquid wormer?l

Spot on wormer. Someone (naming no names) can't be given tablets by the vet

a) thanks, this may not be as rare an issue as one thinks b) it went down via meatball.

Not that anyone here went to Tesco in the rain or anything.

c) next time, along with the other liquid meds the beast demands.

I might ask Nurse Lee if he feels like a liquid medication one evening.

Ollie just came home
Me "you been sunbathing next door?"
O NO I HAVE NOT
whilst he's covered in grass seeds and burning hot

@darkriver19886 Pepper is absolutely gorgeous. I hope you are thoroughly ashamed of yourself for disturbing her quiet time!

Took my mum to the Kitty Cafe as her birthday treat. Got a serious stink eye from His Lordship when we got back. (Yes we did buy ears, and no we don't care 😂)

Actually, I could wear my ears instead of a hat at Super's wedding.

Oh yes, I could get a fluffy white bridal pair.

I would lerve to go to a kitty cafe. Mr C has FIV so I daren't but a cuppa in the presence of 30 cats is my life's entire ambition.

My godchildren clubbed together to buy me this charming porcelain keepsake.