Pilling the cat: 100 easy steps

[Supersimpkin]

No.

Not look at television this evening. Look at Weezolcat, is much better.

Weezolcat! What is it with cats and paper? Matt stretched out on the floor on top of a small envelope the other day and went fast asleep.
Glad to hear the foot is still attached, Lana!
And has Paws appeared today, Queen?

I was hoping you might fancy a minibreak in London actually Fluffy. I will meet you at the station for your stay, I'll be the one with the carving knife in my teeth.

You'd make a fortune in this town with your feet skillz. People pay an arm and a leg.

Weezolcat is delicious, isn't she. Mr C has the biggest box of Wiltshire ham I have ever seen, been very cuddly this pm.

@Papergirl1968

Is he still scoffing food?

You're my Wife Now.

Oh yes, a bowl of dry demolished

He’s getting his paws under your table

Paws had breakfast he was waiting outside this morning

Paws is Yours.

Or the other way round. Say what you like Olli, Paws is adorable. But not as adorable as you, obviously.

Yes you must be completely skint. If you call the Blue Cross, they run a scheme for sending food out, apparently. Like a fostering allowance.

Mr C has gone NC with me - I supplied pate, not ham, for breakfast.

Pate or any smooth cat food is akin to poison in this house too, Lana. Matt likes chunks!

I give up. They seem happy enough

I'd wait and see what happens if Paws tries it on with MA BUSH before reaching any conclusions.

CP have asked me to worm him if I can. Ha

Delightful. You can get pills in Tesco for 3 quid.

I suspect he will just eat it. Imagine playing Pac-Man and that's how he eats

Has he been done? They might get on really well. My parents' cats came together like this and they were BFF, washed each other's ears, kipped hugging each other.

Mine too, Lana. Our Siamese was terrified of every other cat, but took to a black and white stray who started hanging around. First he slept in the garage, then one very cold night he came in and that was that. So cute to see them sleeping with paws wrapped round each other.
Sadly the stray was run over a year or two later.

@Supersimpkin not a clue. TBH I don't even know if it's a girl or a boy hasn't stood still long enough for me to look!

Well, I never look, it's private, innit. Ask the vet to tell you. You are a Lady.

Ollie is eating my left overs
Meatballs in tomato sauce with cheese, cabbage and leeks in butter. Strange, strange cat

Our black and white cat has been planting herself anywhere sunny but I have no idea where she's been rolling today as her white tummy looks not just grey but almost charcoal.
WIBU to risk giving her a wash? Her paws are deep black too not their normal white.
Or how long should we wait to see if she can lick it off??!

Damp flannel? Is it soot?

Could well be.
That might be worth a try!

Soot is quite toxic so your going to have to give it a go.