The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

Start my support worker job on Monday and just had an email that I've been shortlisted for a police job

Well done, Ollivander.

Which Lick E Lix are you giving him, Weeds. ()

I better not recommend Nature's Menu Meaty Snacks then. (Newboy becomes almost emotional about them. )

Which reminds me...........(Two bags in the cupboard downstairs.)

Well done Ol,good for you! I hope your replacement is rubbish at your old job.

Well done with the job olivander it must be a weight off your shoulders!
The lik-e-liks are the chicken ones. I bought him the yogurt ones when I first had him and he didn't like them. Only bought these as they were reduced, with the full expectation they would end up donated.
Wrong! He is obsessed! Spends his time staring at the snack corner, constantly re-entering the room chattering and trying to pretend he hasn't already had one.
The bowl is locked so hard it rattles and he then searches underneath incase some got missed.
If I pass the snack area for any reason and he doesn't get one he flounces, throws himself to the floor, shouts at me.
Discipline has gone out the window, it takes three or four times if asking to get him to sit for his treat now.
Nature's menu are liked, but don't get this reaction!

I was very lonely last night < sniffs >
Asleep in my bed all by myself. Someone abandoned me for his cosy new igloo

Goodness.

Have you tried the Webbox meaty sticks, Weeds? (They do a chicken version of those.) Newboy loves them - he only gets about third of a stick at a time, broken up.

Poor Ollivander.

OH O I do mews of loneliness if Mr C won't come on. Massive congrats on the new job tho, what fine news.

Newsflash 1: one set of calendars has been posted. Who to, I have no idea :)

Newsflash 2: The second set is delayed. Bonusprint are struggling to manage, evidently :)

Yes he likes the cat salami sticks cosie , they are how I trained him to sit, but the lik-e-liks are in a different league!

Ollivander, I am so pleased for you. Good luck with the new job!

I'm all lonely no cat on my lap
Anyway off to go and traumatise the feral kittens some more and try not to get savaged. Black/white boy seems to be "no bite the hand that feeds me", very food orientated. Ginger girl reclines at the back of the crate gazing. She's either incredibly dim and pretty or plotting world domination

Paws might sit on your lap. Or Balls. Might remind Ollie of his obligations too.

Yep, you can rely on darling Paws and Paws with Balls. So cold out, too.

Snow forecast Lana ....

Snow FORECAST? We actually had a short but heavy flurry in North Kent earlier today - MOST unexpected.

No snow here, but imaging poor Paws covered in a light sprinkle. Like a feline version of the little match girl...

Must be terrible to be cold, hungry and unloved... with snow forecast

Just a helpless scrap of fur alone and freezing in a cruel world

When other cats have heated pet tents

And loving mums

Indeed, poor furry mites huddled in real igloos rather than igloo beds....

you're like the gaggle of witches off Hocus Pocus
However the window is open. And I have not yet been inundated with cats

They're probably too cold and stiff to climb through

Weeds
Balls is banned on the grounds Ollie nearly went for him
Paws can come in any time but I haven't seen her in a few days

Weeds.