The Further Adventures Of Newboy

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I don't think anyone's begun a new thread yet?

Hope you don't mind Cozie. Newboy's Fairy God(cat)mothers love hearing about his progress.

Cozie Stranger things have happened. Like my dhs liver function results.

There's things in this world that can't be explained rationally.

Nope!
Paws is a she (not seen her for a couple of days)

This is a new cat. Entire male. With huge balls

Reminds me of that creepy League of Gent. sketch 'You're my wife now'. But emotionally beautiful. Hang on:

Ollie
Stablecat
Stablekitten orange
Stablekitten black
Paws
Paws with Balls

5-6 sets of screams for food, treats, heated throws, vets etc. Daily. I can barely cope with one middle-aged sedentary tabby. How do we help?

MInd you, seven is a lucky number. :)

PWB is utterly beautiful.

A very lucky number!

One more to turn up, eh?

You've forgotten whisky and brandy the two that live next door
I did have a neighbours Birman that virtually lived with me, but that's because they were idiots who shut it out in the snow

I recall once seeing a picture of TCN’s sitting room once. It’s remained with me. (I never quite got the same count of cats twice running. )

Ollie did not like paws with balls. He spat at him
Original paws he does love

That’s the round spherical objects. He’s maybe taken against them.

When he was trapped he was with two other cats, both female. Definitely a preference there! Cats protection have tutted and told me they can have him neutered no charge if owners agree

Ha! ‘owners’ ??

He lives about 7 houses down with another cat (haven't really seen that one) and his owners are two men probably explains the balls

Probably.

(You said he lives with another cat? )

I've seen one. Although that means nothing as people probably think I have about 10 cats in here
Did I show you this one? Name and location as yet unknown but wanted to get in my car

So he’ll have to vie with The Unknown One for that coveted 7th spot?

Strangely I have been given the job of "make the feral kittens less feral"
Absolutely no idea why (the black and white one is the bravest, he keeps sneaking to the front of the crate to blink at me)

I was about to say I ache, really ache, for the big boy with balls but lowering the tone seems inappropriate.

Petiquette II - blink back, they love it. Stableblack's saying he likes you, one is invited to return the courtesy.

We don't need any extra months filled in the calendar, that's for sure.
I am waiting till Black Friday to get the best deal.

Oh don't worry, I've been sat with my brew, chattering away and blinking back. The horse probably thinks I've gone more insane

might as well fit the horse in the calendar as well

wedge Dbro in and Fluffy's DH on the back... why not

I had a chat with the Chief Vet Nurse at the practice, today, and - interestingly - she was the one who mentioned PTSD.

What did she suggest?.

Nothing that I’m not already doing, really. We agreed that I should ‘keep on keeping on’.

He's much better than he was, he just hasn't clicked yet.