If there was an alternative Crufts, what would your dog win?

[CMOTDibbler]

I'm idly watching Crufts and contemplating how Cmotdog would run round the agility at high speed the wrong way, then try and eat something.

But, based on today, he would win 'most horse poo eaten' and 'fastest consumption of pig ear'. And I wondered what other classes there should be for real dogs

FakePlasticLobsters BBQ search & rescue is genius. Your dog is pretty frickin smart!

She's not quite as impressive as our friend's JRT.

He used to climb a tree and beg over the fence when their neighbours had a BBQ.

hahaha! really? that's amazing! I've been reliably informed that our new dog can climb ladders, I must keep an eye out for tree climbing too!