One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

loving mum! 'get a grip'

Loving Sam's mum!!

Sam is going to be a terrible mum if she doesn't get some maturity fast. She's a BRAT.

Wait till she finds out how much that epi hurts.

The mum needs to bitch slap her.

Joy's just making me laugh.

No, aromatherapy & and birthing pool aren't going to cut the mustard!

Lol at "Joy"!

Nice piece of chocolate cake for the diabetic!

Sam's mum knows her daughter!!

Love that Joy wants chocolate cake!

Lol @ joy and her hubby

I'll let you look at cake at Fabio

3cms surprised she didn't faint taking the G&A like that

On;y just turned over. Who is that old cow? I'd tell her where to go...

I love Fabio!

'And why is her mam speaking to her like she is a toddler?'

Because she's acting even worse than one.

Feel for Joy... all she wants is cake and her husband said he'd get her one to LOOK at!! Docs thought I had gestational diabetes so can empathise!

Why is noone tellign her to get herself off the bed??? It's all about being upright. God, I wish they gave out Ina May instead of Emma's sodding diary

I really feel sorry for Sam - Joy is great

Is Sam the young girl? Ok, so maybe she is being a bit of a drama queen (I don't know as I opted for a looooovely c-section !!!!) but surely she is entitled to pain relief?

Bless Ed and his GCSE results.

My epi didn't hurt. Was fab.

Blimey Joy isn't living up to her name is she! bless the little Ed too.

I was a real baby in labour too, but no cameras were there to show the world thankfully.

I don't remember epi hurting... don't they give you a bit of local anaesthetic first or something?

I like Sam's mum. Bless @ her fella as well.
Joy is ace.

I KNOW we shouldn't laugh but dh and I are doing a dialogue over the top of Ed which involved him 'just being the cab driver me'.

God this programme makes me emotional. I'm tearful at the smile on Sam's mum's face now! I need to get a grip myself.

Fabbio's going to steal the show!

Maxy, Sam is 20. At least her mam kept her calm long enough to get the epi in.