One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

LOL at "13 floors is too good to miss"

Where was she when I tried to have my VBAC!

what does hip swinging do?

God, the journey to the labour ward...

I couldn't sit down in the car, I felt like I had a bowling ball hanging out of my backside!

Had to kneel over the back seat... tres dignified

OMG who is that f*&king woman - I would have sworn viciously at her if she was like that at my labours!

13 flights of stairs being too good to miss, lol?

And why does everyone take pillows with them?

but what did it doooooo? going down the stairs, I mean....

Helps the pelvis open, baby move down, good application of presenting part onto the cervix. Stairs can be great if labour slows down for getting it all going again....

because Joy's got them all

oh sorry x post!

management bloke, for example, is a twat

Oh, notnow, DH was like, 'I'm speeding and you're not wearing your seatbelt! What should I do if the cops stop me!?'

I screeched, 'Tell them to call a fucking ambulance then!'

Because there are no pillows heated!

Did you not see Joy last week?

Oh I have that book but haven't got round to reading it!

i took mine x2

Because hospital pillows are rock solid and covered in nasty crinkly plastic. And there's never enough.

Oh how I am looking forward to the Summer! (DC3 due)

if that weston women wants a vbac, shouldnt she be up and about and not on her back?

or am i missing something?

Darren is a prat... does he not LISTEN?

sparkle, she won't do it... she isn't uh, receptive to recommendations, let's say

I don't that Sarah really wants a VBAC - I don't think she really minds how the baby comes out - I think it's her husband who is putting all this pressure on her - WHY !!!!

Darren- such a ray of postivity! Just what his wife needs.

I always took: my own sheets, pillows and blankets, travel kettle (with tea, packets of sugar and UHT milk), my own pain meds (i know that's wrong but if they answered the fecking call bell i wouldn't have to bother), food (not just snacks) in addition to my arnica/witch hazel/aromatherapy oils, towels, everything for the baby.

Darren is so encouraging, isn't he?

Wanker.

jump I tell you