One Born Every Minute

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Channel 4 tonight, featuring a lovely young couple from our village.

Bless her.

I do not like the sound of on-going induction .

Fabio

rofl

haha at her mum

'suck it up

I love her mini rant about the pillows.

LOL at bring my own portable shower

Blimey - Sam's Mum isn't really helping!!

Oh she's cross. She'll be ripping the pillows apart by the 2nd ad break. Poor her, what a slog.

Sam is upsetting me a bit. I was very despondent towards the end, convinced I couldn't do it. Turns out I couldn't. I shouldn't watch this programme.

If I'm ever lucky enough to be with my DD's in labour I'll be saying the exact same things I'm sure!!

oh dear, Sam's going to be in for a rough ride I think

Does Sam's partner ever speak?!

I think Joy should have gone to the Portland.

People steal the freakin' pillows! That's why there are none.
Scummy, scummy people.

Poor Sam.

Sam's partner looks so out of his depth, feel a bit sorry for him.

Sorry Sam I have no sympathy.

Pushed DD2 out with no G&A or anything else bar a squeezy stress ball.

Suck it up x 100

do I sound heartless if I say Sam's getting on my nerves with her incessant 'I can't do it' - bearing in mind she's only been having contractions for a few hours?

I mean Ed.

That was the difference between my dh and my doula. When I got to the 'I can't do it' stage (which thankfully was closer to 10cm than two, poor Sam!), my dh's response was 'you haven't got much choice' (helpful thanks ), whereas my doula's response was 'you can do it, you are doing it'. Much more positive and it helped me immensely.

steal hospital pillows??! Why would you do that?

Ithink the young couple would have benefited from some AN classes. They're terrified!

Sam needs Marslady!

Ha ha - Sam wants four children! Reckon this might be her first and last!!

I'm feeling sorry for ed now.

Sam needs a shit load of drugs

If Sam's alluding to Ed being unemployed, he didn't seem to share her opinion that his work status might change any time soon!