X-FACTOR!!- it's predictable, it's ridiculous, IT'S GREAT...

[Raahh]

I love it.

I am not ashamed to say that i will get totally involved- even though i am too old.

Lets count how many times Louis Walsh says 'westloife'
Watch Simon Cowell look bored rigid.
They will put through a 70 year- just for fun
They will tell a 14 year old she is the next Mariah Carey- and then not put her in the finals- FOR BEING TOO YOUNG!
Everyone one will 'own the song, and make it their own'
or- 'that was a really poor song choice- i blame Louis'
A group WILL NOT WIN.
Marvel at the really poor sob stories!
About half a dozen audtionees will sing 'Valerie/you're beautiful'
Watch Cheryl Cole waste away before our very eyes (how skinny is she????)

I need to get out more

Roll on Saturday!!!

bugger, I missed who got voted in because I had MN on the tv screen. On my phone now! Can anyone tell me what the voting order was, even roughly? I know the girl bands are bottom two x

Oh dear! Think Girl band deserved that! Bad lashes were awful!

i dont like shouty voice, like phoebe last year, just too loud

DEADLOCK BOOM BOOM

ROFL

CRAP to dead lock!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank God

Phew!

oh the wailing ...

Not suprised about that then.

My husband wants me to write that DEADLOCK is suspiciously like NUMBERWANG - Rotate the board!

they got a makeover, and white teeth- all is not lost

oh my goodness me

So surely if there's 4 judges then were going to get deadlock every week, as they don't like sending them home.

that could happen. i liked it when they were forced to vote off their own [evil emoticon]

i hate all the ooh i can't vote i love them all nonsense.

It's so great

gosh it was all dull though generally - I went to clean the cooker half way through.. and missed Laura,who dh said was very good. .the girl groups were appalling,esp Bad Lashes (I want to call them Bat for Lashes)
Simon's hair is weird
Cheryl will be weeping
Dull Dad does look like Ricky Gervais singing karaoke
Ruth will sing every song half in Spanish
I will want to beat Dannii and Louis repeatedly around the head
How much better is Strictly...

am reading Ben Elton's Chart Throb (as recommended on here)

It all makes so much more sense now!

Lol at numberwang!
Why was Leon hopping? Is that what coke does to people then? I like Leon - he is a sweety. I can't believe he would do something so norty.

I used to think Brian was gorgeous but looked really plastic last night!!

thought for the first night it was a very high standard

felt so sorry for Scott, what on earth was simon thinking giving him a song that like for

Thought Danni looked nice tonight, Cheryl not lookin as good as usual

Yes, Leon was very jerky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very annoying!

I thought Danni looked good too. Wondered if she'd deliberately got that long fringe to cover the over botoxed fore??head

Still a bit in shock at awfulness of Wonderwall!! There should be a law against being able to crucify classics.

notalone you are not alone in that thought re Leon, I thought he was out of his head!!