X-FACTOR!!- it's predictable, it's ridiculous, IT'S GREAT...

[Raahh]

I love it.

I am not ashamed to say that i will get totally involved- even though i am too old.

Lets count how many times Louis Walsh says 'westloife'
Watch Simon Cowell look bored rigid.
They will put through a 70 year- just for fun
They will tell a 14 year old she is the next Mariah Carey- and then not put her in the finals- FOR BEING TOO YOUNG!
Everyone one will 'own the song, and make it their own'
or- 'that was a really poor song choice- i blame Louis'
A group WILL NOT WIN.
Marvel at the really poor sob stories!
About half a dozen audtionees will sing 'Valerie/you're beautiful'
Watch Cheryl Cole waste away before our very eyes (how skinny is she????)

I need to get out more

Roll on Saturday!!!

oh i like him..thought he was great last week.

here's your wine jp...cheers!

Interesting to see how Austin does this week. I loved him last week.

Mack the Knife - love that song.

Austin looks like some slinky sort of woodland creature or is that just me? Kind of foxy/weaselly?

Swing is really showing up how callow and lightweight the boys are.

2nd week running Austin seems to have a sockstuffed crotch though.

Deffo his best yet!

red wine anyone?

No? ok then, more for me then

Lol @ Tippi, I like your posts, nice to meet you!

Well pretty average so far. I know it is a difficult song but.........that was definatly average, not like last week.

Simon chewing pencil -

But my wine is gone

he does look Fox-like

(put 'foxy' first and that didn't seem right!)!!
great song though. He's def the strongest bloke.

"sockstuffed crotch" - snort

waving madly at Vinegar!

today all judges say "this was your best performance" to everyone.

Austin could be a hobbit...

And LaTrico!

It was not great!!! He was out of tune and it was really bloody dull.
OR could that be because they sing this shit every fecking year!

Where's the red wine!!!! Actually, I'd better not, it will just fuel my x factor anger

I hope JLS do something good this week as well. They are so good.

are the judges on happy drugs tonight?

hehehe, I liked that Vinegar!

It's the eyes too far apart thing, like the one from Girls aloud that looks not the full deck.
Right back atcha BitofFun, it's nice not to be bitching to myself.

Nosferaaaaaaahhhhh - have you seen his feet? That's the hobbity clue.

Song was great- not him- and really i suppose not hard for him to be the best bloke this week, since the other two were dire!

When are you going to date my brother? Cat me!

oooohhhh hobbity feet....usually i like a bit of hair...