Be afraid, be very afraid. Of Giorgio. Sleb Masterchef Thread 2

[Halsall]

Cook-alonga-slebs, continued.

Halloumi needs to be barbecued and served with bacon in some sort of bread roll

Oooh me too @littlbrowndog ☺️

God love her! She looks crushed

Late because I was elsewhere. That soupy thing looks good.

Melvin O’Boom…
Grace is funnier than Max

Everybody's funnier than Max

Oh no ginge

Why is the BBC obsessed with You Tube people? … they are infesting Strictly this year as well.

Poor Giorgio having to do that intro piece!!

He did not sound happy, did he

Jesus! It's a nightmare and he's horrible

My MIL who admits herself that she has “no sense of humor” and who only smiled once at my wedding, is funnier than him

The kitchen is calling. DH is fizzing because "fucking you tube children are not fucking celebrities"

Sue 😂😂😂
sums it up

Bet the locals loved him in Newcastle … Harrow educated prick

I feel like the internet children are ‘sleb’ enough to be competitors in these shows, but lack sufficient gravitas to be guest/judge types

Grace looking at them 2 vaguely idiot adults

Lucky you that she smiled once. My MIL bawled loudly through the entire wedding, In retrospect, I should have joined in

Love the way he says “Onions”

I'm genuinely baffled as to why they think these internet 'sensations' are like catnip to the viewers.

Oh @Fransgran no 🤣

Is catnip the one that smells a bit like wee…?

…and tell us “they have 2 million followers” like we’ll wet out knickers

Especially when it is highly unlikely that their usual demographic is the main MC demographic!!

I love Melvin