Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

Paging
@fourquenelles
@sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@Potterhead1985
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@Piggywaspushed
@GrandTheftWalrus
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@Davros
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@TheAutumnCrow

No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

If Tom stays I'll be furious

Seriously hoping it’s Tom

Please say it’s the obvious someone 🙏

I think Tom may well be the worst cook they have ever had on this.

TotTit is an arrogant little pillock

Ooh, NOT elevated - for a change!

Tom …idiocy rewarded with fame and money .. no wonder people don’t think they need qualifications

Sent to the bottom of a deep pit, more like...

Grace is streaming into that pudding

So Zoe’s role is just to say everything was GREAT, no matter how awful?

I don't see the point of her here

…absolutely no point being a judge if all you are going to do is praise shite

It definitely isn’t a difficult decision. Bye Tom

Tom Tit needs to get on his bike

Right Decision

The best I can say for him is that he was a useful idiot. Annoyance with him kept me awake

Assuming Grace meant 'incredibly bad' there

😂

Ooh, a good Tom!

Right choice and how has he been incredible exactly? I know they aren’t professionals but having someone that incompetent?

You are certainly camp, Eric...

Time to struggle up the wooden hill. Night everyone

I’ve still got to have a shower and wash the chlorine out of my hair :(

Well done Tom for giving it a go. Very entertaining and your sulks are legend.

Night all, see you Friday.