Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

He's 22.

Preparing to be shot down here but here goes. Tofu, what’s the point of it ?

It's not a hill I would die on

I’m not hopeful about this round.

This is where all the contestants say they 'don't do desserts' which is some kind of bizarre MC virtue signalling.

What is it with the rice disasters?

Donna looked like she was making sandcastles

I don’t mind tofu but I wouldn’t choose it over meat. Tempeh is slightly better, but still doesn’t compare

There was a clear loser in that round

Right, gonna go hit up the air fryer!

I am loving Giorgio … already a fan of Grace.

Can be doing without zelebs being rolled into the kitchen, sooner the challenge was set by another chef or critic.

Not helped by Zoe Ball irritating me

Why on earth would you weigh something in a scrumpled-up bit of foil and then put it in a bowl? 🤔

Did Tom know this was a cooking programme?

Has he forgotten the Baking Powder ?? TBF, he’s a borderline idiot

He's like a kid making potions at a mud table in pre-school

Oh dear…
To be fair, watching this lot does make me feel quite good about my cooking skills!

What is it with the eggs on this show trying to make a break for freedom?

DD is training to be a Chef … I’ll not get her down to watch this, she would be furious 🤣🤣

Lucky you. I'd love to have a trainee chef knocking around

It’s Apple Crumble season … I’m one happy parent

Looks like Nitin hasn’t put his springform tin together quite right…

Those are the most tragic waffles I've ever seen

Ooh, I'm well jel! I love apple crumble or crimble crumble as we call it (Friday Night Dinner fans)

Please say someone goes home tonight?

Not a Waffle… not even a pancake