Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Nitin will be pretty pleased with that.

Oh, it it was out already, I would have!

Well if Nitin fucks this up with spice and a 10 min head start he deserves a slap

Gladiator Emily is looking seriously troubled by the chillies

I'll be interested to see Giorgio's reaction to spicy food . I always felt Jon and Gregggggggg were always trying to prove they were REAL MEN who could eat sweat inducing chillis.

John particularly. He was always twatting on about how he was good with spice, like gochujang (sp?)

Just switched on, what on earth is happening??

They,ve been given huge amounts of chillies and spices to cook with, and reactions have varied

I’ve got the post-swim hunger and no snacks. Might have to duck back out to chuck some chicken tenders in the air fryer

I am going to have to drop off and come back to you in a bit

No socks? Weirdo!

That rice is being stirred so much and it will be so starchy.

I had salmon teriyaki fillet at the lovely fish restaurant down the road from my hotel.

That sounds good! I had grilled salmon at lunch

I've tried hard to be less judgemental of TomTit but he's making it very difficult

One might wonder why 'Tommyinnit' was invited onto this show, given he’s a self-confessed cooking novice who only knows three dishes and can’t cope with a tin of plum tomatoes….

I watched all this week's episodes on Monday and I wanted to throttle him.

Tom’s not happy he has to chop tinned tomatoes.

He is just not as funny as he wants to be.

Hope you're having a lovely holiday

I haven't looked, but maybe he is posting Mastercheff content to his yoof following and the hope is they will come and watch...

Yes thanks @Fransgran. It's very hot.

I quite liked his swipe at the 'protein bros'.

Oh, I'm sure he’s making the most of it…

How old is TommyRotten? Fgs, going on about school.

He's 22, apparently.