Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

To be honest I’d rather eat Donna’s kebab than those awful things you see in a kebab shop.

The elephant leg

I'd love a big dollop of that lobster mac and cheese. The laugh is getting on my nerves

A minute's silence please for that massacred broccoli 😱

So would I!

TomTit's dish looks vile

They said charred, I’d say burnt

Well done Nitin. I like him

They did dna testing on some donar meat from kebab shops. It was a surprising result! Baa, moo, oink, meh, cluck but luckily no squeak !

Rice seems to have been an issue on the first rounds so far. Odd.

What was the meh?

I think I would like Eric and Nitin’s dishes served to me now

Goat?

@viques yes I’m sure there are kebabs and kebabs, but how do you know what’s good and what’s rubbish?

That was what I was leaning towards

Lobster Mac and cheese is our Christmas Eve supper, so feeling a bit confused timewise.

More accurately crayfish Mac and cheese, but same difference.

I'm really relishing Giorgio's honesty. He takes no prisoners but isn't unkind

The stupid dead easy tasting round

Oh no. The sodding 'palate test' aka the pointless round

Why were last weeks not blindfolded?!

At least they're blindfolded, not like that stupid condiment test

Exactly. And the judges are picking not the celebs

They must've thought the contestants would make absolute pillocks of themselves if they couldn't see the red ketchup

Tom is reminding me of someone visually - maybe Chris Jury way back in his Lovejoy days?

Was that really a radish or was it daikon? It was a huge cube if it was an ordinary radish and she thought it was bland 🤔