Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Same, not watched it for years!

Well this lot have nothing to lose do they. Whoever they are.

I have to say I am already deeply prejudiced against that incoherent ticky tocky teen. In the words of Henry Higgins “Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak”

Ngl you ain't missing much. It isnt a patch on the original

Innit. 😜

I recognise 3/5.

I'm liking the GG pairing

I've got mapo tofu on rice, thanks to DH.

I'm totally with you. He shouldn't be encouraged

I obviously didn’t listen carefully enough. I am now doing an elimination in my head to see who the gladiator is.

'Party in your mouth' is another of those phrases that’s threatening to become as annoying as 'me on a plate'

Do you reckon Giorgio knows what a doner kebab is, let alone eaten one ?

Lobster?!?! Fuck me that's not doing anything for the poncy dancers pretentious image is it?!

The fit young one was a gladiator

Nonna 🍷

Nonna alert 🙄

I like the sound of the curry but without all the bits!

Nitin is lovely.

Sweet jesus I have to hope Tommy is a SHITE cook because I canni put up with him for longer than 5 minutes

What the hell is that callow youth doing to that steak? For which a cow died

I second that emotion

40 million subscribers! There is really no hope for the world is there.

Giorgio’s face says it all. So far he isn’t impressed .

Hell in a handbasket springs to mind

If that steak has to hang around for an hour what’s he going to do with the rest of the time?

Ah, young Emily. She looks interesting and I like the sound of what she is cooking.

Be adorable. He thinks

Did Tommy just open that whatever it is he is putting on the steak WITH HIS TEETH.

Gross little piggy.

I think it was honey, Grace said?

PUT. THE. KNIFE. DOWN!!! Ffs we don't dance with massive kitchen knives!!