Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

I thought daikon

Well Joe did that anyway so!!!

"Strawberry? What??"
Yup, that craaaaaazy rare fruit...🙄

why don’t they give them all the same food to taste.Some have textures which help with identity.

That must have been a very indifferent strawberry.

I thought mouli because of the size

Agree how was that a regular radish. Mind you...yer man said the strawberry was bland amd watery and nowt like a strawberry so.....

Some of these (the strawberry, 'radish' & the mango) seem quite unripe, so will have little flavour

Oh sorry! Not sure why I am quoting bungobungobungo!

Sudden death - a lump of lemon vs a lump of cheese
Eyeroll.

In which case <pedant alert> they should have called it daikon! Most people in the UK think radishes are the small round red things you grow for their extremely peppery flavour!

I'm one of them. You couldn't mistake a regular radish

No idea!😀

@viquesyou can quote me any time you like! 😀

TomTit was "always good at copying/" Bet the teachers all loved him

Same with me.

No egg in drawer this time thankfully.

There’s no more Mr Nice Guy when Giorgio does his master class, is there?

At least none of the eggs has ended up in the drawer this week.

(ETA - snap with bungo!)

Poor drawer probably feels left out!!

It had its fifteen minutes of fame.

@Halsall 😀

I can’t be doing with making pasta either when I can buy it

Life is too short to be making pasta. I honestly think some of the quality dried ones are better.

Poor Eric. If he doesn't know a whisk from a ladle, why did he sign up? Giorgio really shouted at him

Elevated - it must be written into their contracts!

I very much dislike people claiming to give something more than 100% so maybe I should join @Halsall in Pedants' Corner