EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I don’t think that any dating app Zoe would be on would feature Billy Mitchell. Can’t you filter out age and so on ? Zoe is only 40 and Billy is much older. Plus Bea can’t be using a pay one , why do that? It was set up as the only dating app in the world wasnt it

I suppose that Penny will just have to fess up once she gives birth. She won’t have too many options to admit she forged the DNA certificate thanks to Oscar.
it is bad she’s strung Vinny along though to get a shop and Suki will be on the war path too and take the shop away I suppose ! It’s not going to go well.

Bea moved in with Mo the other day , I think that Lily must be with them. The flat above the pub is so small and so many of them she can’t be there still ??

Good point about the age thing. I don’t think Zoe would be interested in men not far from 70, then again it’s always been a stretch to believe that Honey would be as well.

I agree Zoe would surely have filtered out details of someone Billy's age. It was such a lazy plot device.

The difference in Honey and Billy's ages has become more obvious as time has gone on. He looks like her dad now.

The Penny baby storyline seems a bit out of character. She's a very switched on woman she must know the baby is going to cone out white.

Just remembered a story from footballers wife's where a wife was trying to pass a baby of as another man's and put fake tan on it.

Fake tan is wild😂Penny might just try to brazen it out and say the baby simply hasn't inherited anything from Vinny. I have an Asian friend who gave birth to a blue eyed, blonde fair-skinned baby (husband is white) so I guess it is possible for one side to completely dominate. We all thought the baby would get darker as he got older but it hasn't happened!

Bea may have put Billy's age as lower precisely so he would be picked up on the app by someone Zoe's age on the square who knows him. I don't feel sorry for Honey as she is absolutely ridiculous. No sane person would allow someone who defrauded them back into their life.

Fake tan! Gosh. Poor baby.

please can someone remind me why Nicola and suki seem to have so much beef?! What happened?

Also, omg. The Bea and Billy storyline. Hope it hurries up and concludes. 🥱

Decapitating a knitted doll was a bridge too far, not that the storyline wasn't ridiculous already.

Not sure why Suki and Nicola hate each other.
Is it because of Harry and Penny? .. ? It does feel out of nowhere this latest feud.
The Bea / Honey stuff is annoying and I’m zoning out .zzz.
Max is looking good these days ..
Sheila’s voice is very strange and weird isn’t it.
Chelsea didn’t notice the call on her phone from Karen? Maybe because it was answered thinking about it though , so not flagged up as a recent call.

The knitted dolls .. oh dear.
Hopefully they will realize she is dangerous and it’ll be over soon. She is clever to do it with AI.

Did anyone else think ouch when Suki said that Nicola’s children hadn’t achieved much! Barney is clever and will go far, but it was below the belt! Suki mellowed out once , but not anymore.

Sober Salsa - like literally the square would drop everything to attend at 5 minutes notice!

It's as if they don't have jobs and kids 🙄

Bea's whiny voice goes through me. I mute her scenes (while scrolling MN to catch up on the EE thread)

I was waiting for Jordan to pipe up with
"Are you the Sheila Karen was talking on Mummy's phone?" 🤭

Poor Jordan though. He looks a sweetie and now having to hang out and play games with great nan!
I am surprised they haven’t shown Patrick FaceTiming Dee , his been up in Scotland for weeks.
Phil has cheated loads over the years. He can’t really have a go about anyone tbh!

Blimey has Bea just introduced voodoo into eastenders. Those knitted dolls are scary enough without cutting off their heads!
Kat looked suspicious of Bea. I hope it wraps up soon and she leaves

Did Bea knit the dolls whilst she was living in the chicken shop? ..

Kim seemed back to normal despite it all didn’t she.!
She makes me laugh though, she is funny.

I used to like Kim, but recently her lines have been "do me a favour" a few times every episode. They've over used that phrase, surely she can say something else?
Billy is a wet blanket, I've no sympathy for him, but it is time for Bea to "go and be weird somewhere else", she's like a mosquito. I don't care about Honey either, she's a sandwich short of a picnic, and entertained Bea.
Chelsea has been ruined by this storyline, not one part of it makes her look good, nor does it make any sense. Also the Karen speech should have been done by voicemail, because she would have hung up when she couldn't hear Chelsea. Also it's more believable that a child would accidently delete a voicemail notification during game play, than answer a phone and just leave the person chatting.
I can't make any of it make any sense, who is writing/responsible for this utter nonsense.

Well they have really jumped the shark with the knitted dolls! Honestly, if they wanted to make it in any way believable as a sinister storyline, they should have cast another actress. Much as I have liked other work RA has done, her stint as Bea has felt like a clumsy and faintly comical sketch. Buzz off, Bea.

Maybe they should have made Bea a lot less comedic and cast someone else to play her.
She obviously has a lot of issues.

Omg, I've just watched tonight's and Bea has turned into a complete sociopath. Why is Honey believing her over Billy and Phil? I mean, everything that's gone wrong has been since Bea arrived - the credit card fraud, the ladder push and now she's set Billy up to be a cheat.

I mean how could she possibly believe it all? Billy needs to get Will to look into how she has used AI to do all this. What an evil conniving little weasel she is. I thought what Billy said to her was so true. Just wish Honey would have not listened. Billy should have swore on the children's lives that he hadn't done any of it.

It’s a bit like those channel 4/5 tv dramas where a woman ( it’s always a woman usually ) rocks up and ends up with the main character’s husband and all the bad things happen and nobody realizes it’s her until they all end up in a fire or on top of a cliff about to die because of something that happened years ago ! Hopefully they will just find out Bea did it by using AI and they see her off without any car chases or cliff edges or fires.

Phil is right - Bea is a total nut job 😆

Brainless Billy should've played her at her own game and recorded the conversation between the two of them outside the house.

Why didn't Chelsea see the call from Karen on her phone, and then call her back?
Or whatsapp her like normal people!

(I know, I know, plot reasons!)