Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

Ash takes no prisoners

She's very monotone.

I can see her as a surly rival to The Bear on The Bear.

I thought this was a very good roast dinner. I would love this

I’d be very happy with this

Tom warned her that the pie filling was too loose and messy.

Just don’t like sweetcorn in a pie

Shite. Nearly forgetting the pie

The carrots might Copy that

Jeez ash. This her poorest dish I think. Restaurant dish

I'm not getting the "dream within a dream" thing. I just know it as a Poe poem.

Ive never heard of her and she's always running late.

Why has nikita put a spoon in the oven with her shooooos?!

whats the netflix thing?

The judges always seem to be polar opposite to the weeks chef

Isn't Inception known for its amazing visual effects? That waiters walking in with that on those wooden trays looked like shoppers looking for a table in the John Lewis café.

I’m glad my boobs don’t have all those ridges…

Food should not be that colour

Well, they didn't like that duck!

Neither of those pre-desserts are going to be at the banquet!

Hello! Escaped from the mc thread. I don't like the presentation. Are they five?

Did she take the sulphur out that football?

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I'm glad my nipples aren't that detachable!

I don't think we've seen anyone who will get to the banquet yet.

Am I getting old or did earlier series have a few more older chefs who were well-established in their careers? People who already were Michelin-starred and 'names'? I wonder if they don't want to risk it any more. Sally Abé last year was of that calibre.

If they’re supposed to be tasting blind why do the boxes say Nikita’s on them?

Looks pretty and it does look wed Anderson ish. But too much banana and peanut.