Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

[PotterHead1985]

Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

If she had any sense she should serve that soup in a toilet-shaped bowl.

Why Turkish bread for a Trainspotting soup?

Did she say she worked on a super-yacht and made lots of Turkish food? Turkey is where all the Russian oligarchs fled to in 2022. We could have someone who actually works for real life Bond villains.

Heroin. It's a nod to heroin.

"Is it going to be soggy or nice and crispy?"
Hmm... What's the right answer there?

I feel really bad, but I’m struggling with Rohan’s accent at times.
very tired though, seeing the doc in a couple of days to ask if it’s worth giving HRT a go

Indian guy looks a bit like Roshan Seth. What a shame he can't do My Beautiful Launderette.

Did soup / bread of any kind feature in Trainspotting?? I mean, filthy toilets, filthy bedsheets, death and destruction, yes. Soup and bread?? Not so much.

Its not just you!

I thought this dish was meant to be all one colour

Hmmmm. Is this the first claggy? It wasn't visually appealing to me.

Nope, no toilets @EsmaCannonball

I guess Lust for Life was too expensive.

Burnt stuff.

😆 I’d rather not think about Trainspotting while I’m eating

Well, I can spot a train on the dish...

Or she could have made it so the guests had to heat the spoon over a lighter. No imagination or fun.

.... Or put actual heroin in it, so the banquet guests don't care about anything else.

Now that would have been brilliant!!!

I really want the Laugh reaction back.
Thanks, Agree and Love don't cut it.

Quite like a bit of fire with my dinner though

Now that's a good link to Doctor Strange. But not Benedict Wong.

That was like gussied up baby food.

I read that as gusset. Which wasn't great in context.

OK someone needs to have a word with andi about a bra. We have sweet chariot again today

5? Ouch…