Great British Menu 2026 Klaxxxon!!!

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Apologies if there is already a thread, I did search and couldn't find one.

Also Apologies I don't know how to tag folk so hopefully ye all find me!!

I miss all the 'nil point' stuff on Eurovision. Used to take ages. Proper endurance stuff, but you could get through a lot of snacks.

It did occur to me that you’d just get sauce on your duvet

Same. Mammy said it was her favourite part.
We aren't even in it or airing it this year!!!!

Bet Johnny Logan is looking into taking out North Macedonian citizenship and doing the hat-trick.

she has too much chest for that style of dress, makes her look as if she has no bra on - maybe she hasn't? ‘She says, hoiking up her bra straps as she goes’

That is what I was thinking. Very much 'swing low sweet chariot'

You can tell Debbie is someone whose job is to have an opinion and to get it across.

I thought that about yesterday's outfit.

Excellent 😄

Can't take a candle to @EsmaCannonball but I try!

Those chips look actually sexy.

Sooo full!
Lovely local curry restaurant sent extra free bhajis and an extra stuffed paratha.
The paratha's not alone...

I'm worried for Paul. He's chosen better, more pertinent films but they didn't like his fish and his pudding was weak.

Also stuffed. Did a stuffed pasta, veggies, carbonara and garlic bread

Aldi prawn curry and home made chapati

Roadt chicken is one of my favourite things.
And this dish has one of the best connection to the brief and the film W&I.

If I do a roast chicken the first thing to get eaten is the skin. All of it.

This is a roast dinner but posh

Unimpressed Phil hasn't heard of potatoes boulangere (although in general I really like him)

I think he may get a 10 from tom for this main

Phil Wang seems to be quite a positive chap

I know. Some judge. I suppose he is there to be the everyman. I actually had a go at making boulangere potatoes recently and they were lovely and pretty easy.

I always find it slightly deflating when they get to the judges' chamber. You see all the effort and the creativity in the week, and then the judges are always really sulky and sneery.

Again there is nothing LIQUID about that shortbread. Soft perhaps.

I do not like the idea of eating blindfolded. I know there are some fancy, experimental restaurants where you eat in the dark but I am always mindful of the time when my brother went to the cinema in the 1970s and didn't see the earwig that had crawled into his popcorn.