Eurovision Final 2025 - 17th May 8pm

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Its finally here!

The Final

Put on your party clothes, pull up a pew and pour a drink. Raise your glass to Terry at no9..

1 NORWAY Lighter Kyle Alessandro
2 LUXEMBOURG La poupée monte le son Laura Thorn
3 ESTONIA Espresso macchiato Tommy Cash
4 ISRAEL New Day Will Rise Yuval Raphael
5 Lithuania Tavo akys Katarsis
6 SPAIN Esa diva Melody
7 UKRAINE Bird of Pray Ziferblat
8 UNITED KINGDOM What The Hell Just Happened? Remember Monday
9 AUSTRIA Wasted Love JJ
10 ICELAND Roa Væb
11 LATVIA Bur man laimi Tautumeitas
12 NETHERLANDS C'est La Vie Claude
13 FINLAND Ich komme Erika Vikman
14 ITALY Volevo essere un duro Lucio Corsi
15 POLAND Gaja Justyna Steczkowska
16 GERMANY Baller Abor & Tynna
17 GREECE Asteromata Klavdia
18 ARMENIA Survivor Parg
19 SWITZERLAND Voyage Zoë Më
20 MALTA Serving Miriana Conte
21 PORTUGAL Deslocado Napa
22 DENMARK Hallucination Sissal
23 SWEDEN Bara bada bastu KAJ
24 FRANCE Maman Louane
25 SAN MARINO Tutta l'Italia Gabry Ponte
26 ALBANIA Zjerm Shkodra Elektronike

Don't forget your subtitles!

Peak Eurovision

Erika was certainly memorable, and well performed.

How fucking long is that piano ?

The BBC subtitles refused to translate ich Komme

He's forgotten to take the coathanger out of his blouse.

I like this one.

I've seen the original lyrics. I think they've had to tone them down.

Itally is another which has grown on me

Mr Italy looks about 12

Thus next one is a real contrast!

The Italians always have good lyrics

Well this is boring.

Why have I got subtitles for Italy but not for any others?

Bowie meets Bob Geldof !

Gas

Why am I now getting subtitles when I haven’t changed my tv settings?

So far I think UK and Iceland tick the boxes. I was expecting the UK entry to be so much worse than it was .

He's a vampire

Me too 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh dear god that’s funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We’ve passed the half way line

Sensational alex harvey band

Nah this is dull especially after the Estonia/Finland/Iceland batch

same. bizarre.

Erika is going to stride back onto the stage and eat this poor lad in three bites.