Eurovision Final 2025 - 17th May 8pm

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Its finally here!

The Final

Put on your party clothes, pull up a pew and pour a drink. Raise your glass to Terry at no9..

1 NORWAY Lighter Kyle Alessandro
2 LUXEMBOURG La poupée monte le son Laura Thorn
3 ESTONIA Espresso macchiato Tommy Cash
4 ISRAEL New Day Will Rise Yuval Raphael
5 Lithuania Tavo akys Katarsis
6 SPAIN Esa diva Melody
7 UKRAINE Bird of Pray Ziferblat
8 UNITED KINGDOM What The Hell Just Happened? Remember Monday
9 AUSTRIA Wasted Love JJ
10 ICELAND Roa Væb
11 LATVIA Bur man laimi Tautumeitas
12 NETHERLANDS C'est La Vie Claude
13 FINLAND Ich komme Erika Vikman
14 ITALY Volevo essere un duro Lucio Corsi
15 POLAND Gaja Justyna Steczkowska
16 GERMANY Baller Abor & Tynna
17 GREECE Asteromata Klavdia
18 ARMENIA Survivor Parg
19 SWITZERLAND Voyage Zoë Më
20 MALTA Serving Miriana Conte
21 PORTUGAL Deslocado Napa
22 DENMARK Hallucination Sissal
23 SWEDEN Bara bada bastu KAJ
24 FRANCE Maman Louane
25 SAN MARINO Tutta l'Italia Gabry Ponte
26 ALBANIA Zjerm Shkodra Elektronike

Don't forget your subtitles!

The audio description for this song must have been wild!

Stifler’s mom 👍

Gracious.

Well I think that's the winner, lads.

Is that 'beat the men' or 'eat the men'?

I feel like I’ve heard this t Eurovision many times

a but like Austria and the Netherlands. Fits into a certain Eurovision box

Writer of Funky Town should get some credit for this

finland always but in a show and like Iceland know it how Eurovision works

graham knows the demographic

you can get English subtitles for each song

😂

Oh now she's riding the microphone

Yes! I was trying to think who she reminded me of 😂

That was quite good

She’s going win!

Put on subtitles - they translate.

The subtitles were an experience.

Was she just riding a giant jizzing cock while singing ‘I’m coming’ faster and faster?

Or have I banged my head?

I'm exhausted after that.

This is a particularly entertaining Eurovision this year.

Do CDs still work?

Hahahahaaa

I need to get my hearing checked. Convinced she's shouting "Internet,Internet you can't stop me.."

@BlueEyedBogWitch Nope, that’s what “ich komme” translates to!!

I think for Erika it's the same.

Here comes the Italian cellar spider. Give him some Berocca.

Go Lucio!

I don't think mic stands have a sidesaddle setting.