Eurovision Final 2025 - 17th May 8pm

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Its finally here!

The Final

Put on your party clothes, pull up a pew and pour a drink. Raise your glass to Terry at no9..

1 NORWAY Lighter Kyle Alessandro
2 LUXEMBOURG La poupée monte le son Laura Thorn
3 ESTONIA Espresso macchiato Tommy Cash
4 ISRAEL New Day Will Rise Yuval Raphael
5 Lithuania Tavo akys Katarsis
6 SPAIN Esa diva Melody
7 UKRAINE Bird of Pray Ziferblat
8 UNITED KINGDOM What The Hell Just Happened? Remember Monday
9 AUSTRIA Wasted Love JJ
10 ICELAND Roa Væb
11 LATVIA Bur man laimi Tautumeitas
12 NETHERLANDS C'est La Vie Claude
13 FINLAND Ich komme Erika Vikman
14 ITALY Volevo essere un duro Lucio Corsi
15 POLAND Gaja Justyna Steczkowska
16 GERMANY Baller Abor & Tynna
17 GREECE Asteromata Klavdia
18 ARMENIA Survivor Parg
19 SWITZERLAND Voyage Zoë Më
20 MALTA Serving Miriana Conte
21 PORTUGAL Deslocado Napa
22 DENMARK Hallucination Sissal
23 SWEDEN Bara bada bastu KAJ
24 FRANCE Maman Louane
25 SAN MARINO Tutta l'Italia Gabry Ponte
26 ALBANIA Zjerm Shkodra Elektronike

Don't forget your subtitles!

Was this written by Sparks?

No she's on later....

Eeeeh, she could crack nuts with those thighs, as my granda used to say.

and I’ve just realised why.

Um, that PP who was asking if it was child friendly....No.

Barbarella!

Wouldnt want to meet her on a dark night

This is ok

There's no way I'd fit in that outfit

Crikey! Reminds me - must get a wax

Very 1980s

Blimey

That mic stand needs a wash down.

Holy gussets.

Yup - I’ve only heard it in the radio during the semi finals and it was absolutely my favourite. The harmonies are just surreal and beautiful.

The staging was amazing too!

This is straight outta 90s Eurotrash.

Ooh careful now….

This is very catchy.

Ds can't deal with it. He's hiding behind a cushion

Apparently Erika is singing about having an orgasm.....the song is certainly building...... need a translation of the lyrics

Only fans has changed its name to Only Fins

Thank God. It was actually verging on seedy last year. Not good.

Flippin' eck! If she gets hold of the Italian guy there'll be no point in the Latvians Wicker Manning him.

Not much to say about this one really.

I keep thinking of Kenny Everett.

Younger female Rammstein!

So is this popular because of the song or because of Erica?

Does she have to sit astride the microphone like that?