EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

Tbf I'd do to Philth for free what Amelia was charging for 😀😀

I'd kick Phil out of the way, poke Meerkat with a cattle-prod and climb over Grant to get to Ravi .

This is wild!! I haven't watched Eastenders in yonks, it seems bizarre that there are still so many of the old characters on it, with the most tenuous and unbelievable storylines. I mean, that 5 different women would marry Ian Beale; that's soooo believable 😆

Ian has not only been married to some very attractive nice women
Cindy/Mel/Laura/Jane twice/Sharon
He has also been engaged
Mandy/Denise/Cindy again

and never having to leave The Square to find them !
Good job he's got a background in catering , the price of Wedding Cake would bankrupt him.

Blimey @catin8oots and @70isaLimitNotaTarget !

I hope you both have cast iron contraception sorted.
Pregnancy is rife in that Square.
It seems as if all the men have to do is look so much as sideways at you, and you're up the duff... duff... duff... duff...
😂

I think I'm Past It but Denise and Sharon were both 50 with Phil "Best Sex I Ever Had " Mitchell's babies .

I;ll take a chance with Ravi , could be a Christmas Miracle ( or a Hallowe'en Diff Duff )

You and @catin8oots can be the next Sonia and Lauren, waddling around and bonding over your pregnant bellies 😆

I'd have to do a Nadine and stick a cushion up my jumper .

Ooh wish she'd stayed! She would be giving birth to her little pillows about now 😂

Just wait till @catin8oots finds out she's been up-duffed by Phil since she last posted 🤭

Phil was having trouble having any kind of sex according to this Amelia , so his past prowess is now far behind him unless he goes on the pills! I I bet Grant hasn't the same problems, although he probably won't be in it long enough to start any kind of affairs or romances.

Oh yes! Nadine.
Last time Jay had a storyline since Lola departed to do reality shows and celebrity quiz shows.
Stevie saw her off.
I wished they would bring Rocky cotton back personally. He was a good character and funny.
Jasper the parrot needs him

I think sometimes EE shoot themselves in the foot when they get arsey and write out much liked characters like Kush and Rocky.

I really liked it when Harvey, Mitch and Rocky were mates talking crap in the Vic. It's just Harvey floating about now on his own.

I quite like Ruby and Stacey's friendship before they messed that up too.

I agree, the minute any of them become friends it's messed up isn't it!
Harvey and Jean haven't had any sig

Posted too soon
.. significant storylines in a while ..
The fraud money one was short lived and forgotten about.

Tommy and Zac have disappeared too

Phil is in a desperate state, I'm not really convinced Grant is the person to sort it out but maybe they will show a softer side to him. (Does Grant have a softer side?!)

I liked Rocky, but Brian C wanted to do other work. They don't really seem to know what to do with Harvey now.

I can't believe Stacey is still on screen, Lacey must have worked until the day before the birth!

I thought that Harvey and Kathy might hook up , but it was Kat who told her to ' leave him alone ' because she is such a saint herself.

If Bianca and Sonia do ride off into the sunset at any stage I do hope they take Jasper too or give him to someone to take care of him!

What happened to Maya (? the woman who was being paid by Harvey )

Where is Tyson? When Roly lived in the Vic , Den was always out with him.

When the Mitchells and Nigel were running a greyhound scam ( 2 identical greyhounds but one had white feet so they were rumbled ....never mind the fact that greyhounds have racing tattoos the RaceCourse would know within 30 seconds that Frieda wasn't actually the sane dog ). Grant often went out with his hound.
Tyson probably just runs round the barrel-store for excercise . Even soppy Freddie doesn't say "awww lets take Tyson out for a wander"

Zac went off to visit Dolly and seems to have forgotten his way back and the fact he's meant to be looking after Tommy .
Tommy is probably making buttered toast for the rest of the KiddieKupboard residents as he's a Lifer and knows the ropes .

Dot and Jim's budgie met his maker when Jim tried to vacuum his cage . Be afraid Jasper , be very afraid .
That vacuum Denise was using could vacuum up an emu , let alone a little parrot .

70s ! lol at the Hoover reference
It was ' out of the ark ' wasn't it! Possibly 1985

speaking of Vic dogs, what happened to Lady Di?

Shirley took her when she left

Hang on! I've got a baby Philth in the oven? IF ONLY 😀😀😀

Shirley has been gone a good few years .
Tbh not really any place / space for her in the vic now .
I liked her .