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Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

946 replies

ArticSaviour · 30/01/2025 20:46

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

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murasaki · 13/02/2025 21:20

I would have pretended I didn't have any sheep while standing in front of a fat sheep in response to such rudeness.

TerryWogansWig · 13/02/2025 21:20

SHUT UP CARLO!

TitsInAbsentia · 13/02/2025 21:20

Nadia is an asshat.
Carlo is an asshole.
I love these tasks thanks to the super cringe they bring 😂

RonSwansonsChair · 13/02/2025 21:20

Thank you for your feedback...... now fuck off!

Serpentstooth · 13/02/2025 21:21

Ohhhhh its all so painful . . .

ArticSaviour · 13/02/2025 21:21

Deano is a fucking prick as well.

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Ohnobackagain · 13/02/2025 21:21

@FagsMagsandBags ’the feebles’ - nailed it! Utterly hopeless. I don’t mind people not knowing stuff but I do mind when they have such high opinions of themselves! 🫣

ArticSaviour · 13/02/2025 21:21

They are all pissing me off this week

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Lentilweaver · 13/02/2025 21:21

I think Max is the best of the bunch. Like how he told Carlo off.

FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:21

If Nadia and Carlo had a baby it would grow up to be the most hateful human that ever existed.

ArticSaviour · 13/02/2025 21:21

Rhubarb? Go to the sodding market!

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billysboy · 13/02/2025 21:22

They really are thick

Beekeepingmum · 13/02/2025 21:22

FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:21

If Nadia and Carlo had a baby it would grow up to be the most hateful human that ever existed.

At least Nadia has a element of competence. Carlo does nothing.

CrushingOnRubies · 13/02/2025 21:23

POY around here is more expensive. Has it's seen as a day out with the kids

Beekeepingmum · 13/02/2025 21:24

CrushingOnRubies · 13/02/2025 21:23

POY around here is more expensive. Has it's seen as a day out with the kids

I'd just go Asda.

TitsInAbsentia · 13/02/2025 21:24

Beekeepingmum · 13/02/2025 21:24

I'd just go Asda.

Not picked that day tho

murasaki · 13/02/2025 21:24

Nicely smarmed there, Keir

BogRollBOGOF · 13/02/2025 21:24

Beekeepingmum · 13/02/2025 21:22

At least Nadia has a element of competence. Carlo does nothing.

I agree with that. And she might have enough sense to learn to calm it down.

Carlo is a lost cause.

FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:26

Are they not allowed to use Google?

ArticSaviour · 13/02/2025 21:27

FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:26

Are they not allowed to use Google?

No!

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murasaki · 13/02/2025 21:27

FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:26

Are they not allowed to use Google?

No, that would spoil the fun

ArticSaviour · 13/02/2025 21:27

They are going in all the tourist trap shops here. Massive overcharging is the order of the day.

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FagsMagsandBags · 13/02/2025 21:28

Fair play. I'd have had to look up sweet avalanche. That said I have enough brain cells to know what rhubarb is.

CrushingOnRubies · 13/02/2025 21:28

Roses are expensive for what they are.

Lentilweaver · 13/02/2025 21:28

Has Nadia ever heard the word please?