Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

[ArticSaviour]

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

She is awful. She's lacking any grace or charm and in any circumstances apart from my life depended on it, I'd turn her away for being a Grade A twat.

Carlos just buggered that then.. boardroom for him if they lose

I wonder how many people tell them to fuck off

Nope in the rules must use Google..... or Common sense...

I'm within 4m of free rhubarb. The neighbours gave it to us about 12 years ago.
5kg hasn't grown yet though. A bit early in the season though!

What do farriers do with old shoes? Do they sell them for scrap?

I actually quite like Jordan. He is less of a twat than the others

Looks like a posh shop

Magic Alley is another massively overpriced tat shop

I wondered if they go back to a blacksmith to be melted down?

Sixteen to a fiver. Fuck off, you utter cream pie.

Carlo is such a wazzock.

Sell them for a lucky charm?

But thankfully for the not at all bloody charming Carlo, less massively overpriced than the other one.

So they're making a boat hook. Hmm....

But he was the only one who built rapport!

Jesus, those lips in that close up in the car.

This is usually my favourite task, but Jesus, I am cringing so hard!

I actually don't mind Nadia today. I'm finding Melica much ruder that.

To be fair those quills are overpriced tat so where else would you get one?

The only rapport he'd be making with me is his face and my fist. He was so rude to the man in the shop re prices.

Agree - that nonsense around the sub-team leader and wanting a revote was awful

True. If they are off to Warwick they could always mug a peacock...

If still in reasonable condition they can be used again (we used to call them ‘removes’, they get heated up and reshaped), otherwise they’d go for scrap?

I suspect time is the least of their worries