Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

[ArticSaviour]

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

😂Surely they've got phones etc.. cant they google? A concave shoe is a horseshoe according to my Google!

Long pink celery of course

Dean doesnt know what a nib is?

I only remember he's Dean (nearly wrote dead, oops) because his face annoys me and when they were in Austria I thought he looked a bit Hitler's Youth. Or a boxer who'd been hit a few times too many.

That said I'd like Dean's team to win because the twat with the lovely eyes and Nadia are on the other team and I'd like one of them to go. Probably twat eyes because it's time a man got kicked out but if Nadia does go I'll also be a teeny bit gleeful.

Carlo is raging.

Deano is a bit thick

Carlo is in a strip as he didn't get on and had 0 votes

😂😂A pocket watch is a watch that goes in your pocket, dumb arse!!!

Why didn't anyone ask what price it was up for on the phone? Could have saved a visit...a very embarassing visit...

Glad they walked away from the 18ct gold watch but they shouldn't have even been considering it. Best off going to an antique store and picking up a decent but not rare one for a couple of hundred absolutely max. They could probably get a decent one for roughly 80-100.

This negotiation of the fleece is awful

Nobody here has ever worn a watch have they?

Have they been fleeced ?

Was there a specific requirement for the pocket watch?

Or knows anything about gold.

Probably don't know how to tell the time so no point

I teach secondary and none of the buggers can read a clock

Ooh Mia is quite posh and clipped

I love this task! Nadia is going to shear her own sheep isn't she??

Ah I spoke too soon!

Just steal the horseshoes !
.. might have cctv though

£1.50?????

When I realised how thick they were I'd tell them I had an extra special gold, gold vermeil and charge them 9ct gold prices for it.

Fuxache Nadia, when someone says £25 you don't come back with £1.50. I'd have told her to fuck right off.

Fuck. Off. Carlo.

I want to smack him one.

£12.50 for the pair, they only needed one didnt they?

Oh god Carlo. Coming across as a bit of a mentor when it's no needed