Is there an Apprentice thread, or am I the only one still prepared to watch?

[ArticSaviour]

What the title said.

This year's crop of wankers are up in 15. Any takers?

I wonder if Suralan is ever actually there? You never see him in the same shot as the candidates in the boardroom (nor Karen and Tim for that matter) , or he is a virtual Suralan or on Zoom?

The Mail online has an interesting piece about The Apprentice today - I won't link because it's a semi-spoiler, but worth reading if you don't mind that (or avoiding if you do!).

Evening all.. how ridiculously thick can they appear tonight then?

lol
Will shall see

Evening. A cooking task?

Classic buying task, here we come. ... "loaf of bread - where might we find that?' ahoy!

The cream of British business... thick clotted cream

I've just turned on tonight's episode (not seen previous ones) and have never seen such ludicrous lips!

They didn't say
' no thanks , bye ' !
Shakespeare town ..
' o dear Alan; woe is me .. ' etc

Where the problem lied.

Evening all

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not one of them has a watch on !

Carlo looks so familiar, and he is from near me - surely I would know if I had met the twat

Alas , poor Alan
I fear they won't find thee items you need ( or realized you need ed ed )

Thought there would have been a submariner or two

Aren't they going to name the teams this year?

I love Stratford. I'm looking forward to seeing where they go

Yes. Missing the ridiculous names.

Evening all. I'm not in hospital this week so the feebles have my full attention. Well some of it, you're all getting far more of it.

The mistake that salespeople always make is thinking that because they can sell and negotiate they'll be good at this sort of task, but if you think that "Victorian, must be expensive" isn't necessarily true. If you don't know the price of what you're haggling for you can, and probably will giving how thick some of this lot are, fuck it up. I do hope so because that's what I'm here for.

Lord Shuggy just couldn't bear anymore cheesy shite names that meant something other than the eejits thought they meant 😂

I don't even remember the geez with the combed back hair...

He doesn't know what rhubarb is?

'I used to work on a boat'

'I once wrote with a pen'

'I saw a sheep on the telly'

These connections are tenuous at best

I don't remember any of them