MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Male porn stars tend to be tiny. Like Tom Cruise size.

That said, I'd not be surprised either.

Is that so that their cock looks bigger in proportion to their body? So like if a 6ft man has an 8inch penis it looks okay, but if a Tom Cruise size man has an 8inch penis is looks mahoosively impressive.

N.b. Not bothered by size myself - unless it's too teeny tiny or to mahoosive - just going on what they want in pornos.

I don't think Gaston is actually that tall - it's all width (oo-err).

That's the idea

Gaston seems to be about 5 10
So a couple of inches shorter than DD
Close shave there
DS reckons that Gaston must also be on R O I D s
I reckon that I'm not watching with the DC tonight.
They're much the same age as the contestants and make us lot look really tame.

I’m an episode behind - what’s going on with PolPot’s eyebrows?! I know eyebrows are sisters and not twins and all that but these look like they’ve never met!

I REALLY want to know how you know this information..!!!😂

I like men with long hair where you couldn't see their faces. Due to them looking Manish I suppose 🤣

Oh god what conversation have I walked into 🤣

🤣🤣

Fuck off Kieran

I couldn't stop staring. I have zero idea what else happened except they all seemed to have imaginary businesses and there was less shouting then MAFS

Close shave? Isn't that another technique to make it look bigger? 😂

Absolutely

Cold Sore has gone full Shitlid too!!!!! Did it always look that bad?

Damn, you beat me to it!

Sacha's in a massive wig!

There's no way that's her actual hair.

Fuck off Ross

Shitlids abound!!!

Combing the lid is ludicrous, there's nothing to comb

Sacha new wig is awful

Shitlids deffo been at Sacha's hair

Fuck off Polly

Then fuck off again