MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I’m an episode behind but just read Thread 15 and what a laugh! Some idiot on my train is having a Teams Meeting so I have needed the distraction.
I’ve finished work and oddly enough don’t want to attend her meeting! She’s lucky I haven’t gone full PolPot on her.

Don't worry, she didn't

Saw this tweet and thought of you lot. Brutal 🤣

Polpot is awful but, but, but. She is young enough to grow out of it and I'm hoping that what she said in the BBC interview is true and she is finding ways to not explode.

If I wasn't such a nasty old bastard I would be kinder to her horridness because I know that I had no control over my temper when I was younger and while I was nothing like her, I also wasn't on TV being wound up. So, I didn't lose it at the rate she does but I did lose it at times and it was unpleasant. Readers, I have thrown a glass of Pimms in a man's face. He had said something pretty unforgiveable but I was immediately in the wrong for how I reacted.

My twenties are a million years away from me now and according to my best friend "the most patient person I know." It makes life so much better and I love being able to control my emotions.

So, yes. Polpot an awful person but she might change. Shitlids is less likely to get past his whole "If everyone doesn't see me as the alpha then I'm a failure they must not see what I perceive to be weakness. Also, I am the dogs and will only date the "best" women and their looks are all that counts." I think his depressed looking mate is trying to get him to see the light and maybe, just maybe one day he'll grow up.

I must be on glue being almost kind to these people!

What's everyone's highlights of the series...for me it has to be mot loff- actually made me properly lol 😂 And probably Gaston justifying his mould comment by saying she could hop on to a ladder to fix it, amazing!

I need to see this pic of emo-Gaston, pretty please!

She's 28, not a child!

Sorry, Ross should have been removed for what we've been told has happened off camera.
Polly has been seen on camera doing worse multiple times - being bullying to Hannah, being intimidating, using attacking language, stirring shit and throwing a drink in his face, all out of utter fury

@dapsnotplimsolls since you asked 😁

Oh dear Lord above!

Was he in Milli Vanilli?!

That was my type before I realised I was gay 🤣

That's horrific! It's not the look, it's "his" look. Reckon Amy was on to something, he's a needy weirdo.

Polly loves the drama. You can see it in her face before she speaks. It's like she is anticipating the reaction with relish.
They both stayed in, even though they weren't suited for the publicity.

I’m just catching, I always get so bored towards the end and everyone on this series is annoying!

but my god, Polly at the dinner party. What a dick head she is!! I dislike her so much the worse contestant by far.

Thank goodness there are only two days left.

Hollah may be a bar brawling, street pissing thug. That's her problem, nawt to do with me.
Polly has begun to incite a visceral repugnance, I've seldom encountered in best part of six decades. I've worked in some quite extreme places, but is there were more than two nights left, I'd be signing out. I shall struggle on and imagine what I'd put in her OASys report.

Someone reassure me that the NZ one will be better.

Woah. Just seen tonight's preview. Not even sure I can bear to watch it. It's probably been said already but Sacha's hair - WTAF??

Can someone explain the mot loff reference please?
I must have become catatonic at some point and missed that bit....

Plot twist!

Didn't they have to give. GRAMMY back for miming 🤣

Gaston said sorry to Lacey by cutting a malt loaf into the words 'l'm sorry'

He said beforehand have you ever had malt loaf but Lace heard mort lurf, and declared to the camera she had never had it

She thought it was exotic foreign food 🤣 definitely the highlight of the series. Apart from Nafe wanting to declare his love on the helicopter, nearly puking and then reminiscing with Lacey about how romantic it was 🤣

Is that an actual human being and not some humanoid rubber doll?

WOW! Gaston has reinvented himself more times than Madonna!😂

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if Gaston had done a porno...

Did you turn gay so as to save yourself from your type?

Watching last night’s episode tonight - hilarious!!