MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

What's the time gap between the final vows and this?

Yeah fuck off Polpot

What is he combing

The lid isn’t even straight.

Amy looks so uncanny valley

Toupe or not Toupe?

Why am I not surprised at Polpot. An apology 🤣 she's a psycho would abused him at vows and screamed at him that he was a cunt. No wonder he ghosted her

😂 I fear there aren't enough Fuck Offs in the world for the evening we have in store...

Oh Gaston let it go

Slow mo soft porn mirror action from Gaston, in whose beating breast hope ever springs eternal.

She hates you, mate.

What the hell has Sacha go on her head? Does she think she’s in Bridgerton?

Totally here for Sacha's dolly parton era

Sacha’s got so sick of washing her hair she’s decided to opt out of that and now wears a wig from an am dram period drama group

They all think they're the dogs bollocks but in reality theyre just the dogs arsehole.

G'wan Hannah! Shit em all up.

Can we have a reunion that's just Nafe and Lacey (but only if they're together), Emma and Kristina and they have a quiet wine

Lady Walsalldown

Amy looks freshly replasticked. Polpot is still a bitch. Gaston's a wet one and Hannah's in a sitch.

I really hope Hannah makes Hullah explode like a berry on the old Ribena advert

Kristina's dress! How do you FIND so many orange dresses?

How many mings will be on show tonight?

Lady Emma Spencer

Running with the lads, if it's good enough for them!

Nafe's suit looks like his mum wrapped him up as an Xmas present

Amy’s lips