MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

@purplespink I'm assuming he had a real face once upon a time.

Omg that Vinted review is comedy gold. Pol is a rotter.

Anyone know which school in Maidstone she went to? Will tell us everything we need to know about her and more

She's closed her Vinted account

Can't help but think it was just asking for trouble.

Home stays implied the daughter is in Salford.

Why was Alex in military prison? I'm not googling as I don't want spoilers.

@HaddyAbrams he didn't have permission to leave to film.

Oh right thanks.

I just saw a picture on fb of Gaston from his 'emo' days and it was a very different vibe 😂

I refuse to look because my brain's version of emo Gaston is making me laugh, and reality may not match up!

@murasaki 😂

I can't see how that allegation about the jeans could be true, though? No one in their right mind would do that.

That's a.......he?

I think Gaston has had a lucky escape!

I didn’t see Adam like this at all. I thought he was at a loss and had never seen anyone behave like Polly before. I honestly think he was completely out of his depth with her tantrums and outbursts.

Adam just didn’t fancy her and acted as though he could do better….😆. He let her believe there was a chance. God knows what she saw in him. What was the hair do all about?!?!?

Me too and they were completely wrong for each other. She was so uptight about his 'inappropriate comments', but imo it was just intended as flirty banter, albeit it was sometimes ill-judged and so landed wrong. He does need to work on that. I think he just wanted to make things more fun and she wasn't having it, which is her prerogative of course, but I think it meant they were doomed from the get-go (to borrow a Shitlid-ism).

All that business about the 'mouldy' ceiling though... Amy really doesn't do metaphor, does she?! Completely missed the point.

Right! Well I’m back from the Peak District and have now been able to catch up on last nights episode!

What a shit show!

Sacha expecting Ross to move away from his daughter to fucking Walsall was, and still is, ludicrous. Won’t matter though as he won’t move. All said for the cameras to give the appearance of a ‘happy ending’.

Amy - Jesus Christ. She was SAVAGE.”I don’t want to hurt Luke’s feelings……so I’m going to stamp all over them”. Completely unnecessary.

Polly saying she hadn’t said everything she wanted to? WTF? Love you’ve never stopped saying all the stuff you want to. We and Shitlid just heard more of the same boring shit. I don’t blame Shitlid for walking away.

The Reunion is the best bit now because non of them give a shit! But having to listen to Holly’s big loud trap again, is winding me up already.

Nobody should explode out of frustration, no matter what the other person is saying!
She's toxic, yelling and screeching and insulting him at every turn, then gaslighting him

I've looked it up and it's a bit like a llama cut which is very fashionable but his isn't curly enough.

However, Reddit said it's a hair replacement system, "You can see in certain shots that he has a triangular piece sewn or glued in. It’s a decent colour match but not good enough to be undetectable."

Apparently Alex has a false hairline and Kieran has a hairpiece in as well.

It looks awful! But I am 53!

Yes a bowl cut or Friar Tuck! Not what I’d call sexy!

I have to echo him every time... with the little quaver in his voice. People don't have ringtones any more do they... I'd be so tempted with a 'Muggy as foook' ringtone

Interested as to why plastic Amy even bought a white dress ? There was no way in this world she was going to say yes

Despite the dreadful people, we've really had some great comedy moments in this series. Mort lorf, was one of the best, Muggy as fuck, narky cyst and my absolute favourite, Gaston French kissing John the dog!😂

Oh ‘Muggy as fook ‘ had me in stitches!