MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

You can, your anonymous! Keep it top line!

Good point- maybe he's just staying away because he's paralysed his face with all those stupid expressions he uses in arguments

I probably don't believe Sachas insta stories. It think they guage the public reaction and if they don't like it they just make stuff up. Just like Richelle suddenly saying there was loads off camera that wound her up. Well the series has been incredibly boring start to finish and given the whole point is to create TV drama (participants know this and know how it will be edited) why was none of this extra drama ever aired. I know it's heavily edited but I really don't believe Sacha would be sobbing about anything else and they edited it to make it look like it was About him moving. The participants surely know the overall 'storyline' of each commitment ceremony and know they have to create uncertainty until the last min.

I think Sacha thought everyone would love her, she'd get a 'you go girl, such a strong woman' reaction from SM and it's been the opposite. Shes like someone who would have been on TV in the 90s and been a sweetheart (I've recently been watching some 90s early naughties reality TV and its fascinating what was acceptable). She and presumably mansion ming doesn't realise the world has moved on. If she doesn't feel safe with man why the fuck would you demand he must move in with you so daddy is there to beat him up if he starts throwing his food around. The strong girl reaction is to tell him to get tae fuck and not put up with his pathetic behaviour. Of course shes also going to be painted as a selfish cow for making him leave his daughter, so double PR disaster whammy for Sacha and she's trying some damage control. Whoa sorry for the essay..I need this series to end now 😭 😂

You see, I'm wondering if it's him that Hannah walks in with?
We're all supposed to assume it's Ryan, but it's Alex....?

Advice we should have taken

I wouldn't blame Hannah for doing that to wind Holleh up

I 1000% agree that was not appropriate. I think they tiptoe around thingw liie disability / Race / sexual orientation as to not get cancelled. Just awful.

I fell asleep and missed half of it! I saw Sacha successfully get him to put his child second, and I saw Polly’s head blow up and laughed at her saying “and there you are again walking away..” when she’d been screeching and insulting him for five minutes already. Perfectly acceptable to walk away from someone being abusive!! But I missed Barbie in black,

I saw it on an article online they been in the paper a few times aa a family.
Not sure why she didn't say Dudley as yeah it is right next door.

Him and Hollah are an item they been lissing it up for the cameras. Shocked if he isn't at the reunion as they been together. But is this a recent reunion or from months ago?

I don't think it is from that preview shows some massive feet and slim legs.... Looks more like Orson. Hmmmmm now I am thrown off. As eveeyone says it is Ryan.
And Alex and Hollah are together outside......

Legend? Do they mean "Saying/Proverb".

It's a spoiler and I will be banned 😂

These made laugh this dreary morning

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He handed himself into the military police at the end of the show and served 24 days of a longer sentence. It's possible the reunion show was filmed while he was inside or if he was out on licence/probation he may have had conditions that meant he couldn't return.

I dont understand Polly thought process at all. Perhaps it's her ADHD?

Surely the premise of the show is to try and make the relationship work...that's what Shit Lid did?

He tried and he liked her but she's a bit of a hurricane

Here’s the Pol’s wedding dress for sale link:

https://www.vinted.co.uk/items/5177194374-justin-alexander-wedding-dress

It started at £1400 a month or so ago. She was also selling some of her ‘lovely’ items of clothing she’d worn on the show. No flappy jeans though, she’s obviously attached to them.

The high number of people who are watching the dress is probs cos there was a DM article about her trying to flog it.

I'm sure I read that her ADHD is 'undiagnosed' ie. 'Self diagnosed'. You can't blame ADHD for being a rude abusive prick! Although I've known a few people try.

The preview showing her throw wine over Adam is awful

Shitlid as a kid
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No, Polly's ADHD was diagnosed when she was a child. I think that's been discussed before.

That's interesting so I assume they were given the dresses for free but then allowed to keep them.

It's a lot of money for a used and altered dress when Vinted doesn't give much protection to buyers.

misses point of thread

Polly's dress at the dinner party the day before was awful, not sure what she was thinking!

I did think Sasha looked stunning in her dress

I thought this too but then I also get what she's saying: I'm not moving away from my family because I don't feel comfortable doing that and Ross could also have made the decision not to move away from his daughter if he didn't feel comfortable with that.