MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

I'm trying to imagine what Polly is like when she is not trying to refrain from swearing.

After weeks of lurking, trying to catch up with the series and the threads at the same time, I finally made it in time for final vows.

Bloody hell.

Anyway, this made me chuckle:

https://x.com/wwpowroznik/status/1856464292377145793

😂😂

I honestly think Polly and Adam are both in the wrong, different reasons and ways, nothing to really pathologise. They just should have prioritised decent behaviour and happiness over telly exposure and left before it got nasty

Amy's silly stunt lost her the high ground. His bullshit and put downs were fairly subtle so he was left with plausible deniability to do his puppy eyes leaving her looking like a ham and a meanie. Seems like he's been quite maddening and derogatory

He's the spit of an ex of mine who was a mix of Mauritian and Irish and had a similar name. It meant that I took against Gaston from the start which was a little unfair as he was more charming than my dickhead but I was never able to trust him or his real intentions.

That said not sure he deserved a black widow fuck you at the final ceremony.

Sorry I'm a bit behind and late to the party but couldn't agree more with this. The nature of this show often means we are inclined to side with one partner if the other one is currently behaving worse, but while Polpot is AWFUL, Shitlid is far from innocent and has been quite pathetic really! I did also wonder if his friend was always playing devil's advocate re Polly's behaviour not because he fancies her himself, but to try to give SL the subliminal reminder that he's not really going to do much better 🤣

Btw thought Amy was unnecessarily awful to Gaston (and the 'dead, deceased' stuff was incredibly cringy). Love the idea of him and Emma!

I also can't help but giggle wondering how horrified the lovely Alfie and Pol's nice and normal seeming mum are going to be when they watch her behaviour on telly 🤭

I note Pol hasn’t had much luck selling her wedding dress on Vinted yet, even with the reduction in price.

Either she’s making that up or she doesn’t live in Walsall, as even with no cars on the road Walsall to Salford is 1.5 hours.

Bookmarking for later

What?!?

Lots of photos of them together online having a night out kissing etc. So safe to say he is out

I know the truth but I can't speak 😂
Eaaaaak

I would have to say the behaviour didn't match up thankfully. The gentleman aspect yes. Didn't work out due to different wants and goals in the long term.

But yeah it was a bit uncomfortable to watch. Did a double take. Is that him!!!! 😂

What a blooming small world my husband is Mauritian!!!

I think it is tipton

Link!

I am still confused why Ross was allowed to stay on the show after we found out he was throwing his dinner on the wall in anger..?

Really?! Nowhere near Walsall; you’d sooner say you’re from Dudley!

He will be now, but not at the time of filming

I think the daughter doesn't live in Manchester and so could be closer to Walsall than Ross lives?

I don't know though

Just seen on Sacha's insta Alex in his Range Rover saying "jump in Sach" so they must have somewhat made up

I think Alex served 24 days in military jail, so will have been out for ages

Sashas story saying she doesn't GAF about Ross moving away from his daughter has ruined my opinion of her. She says how he was going to keep the same contact and daughter lives an hour away - not clear if it's an hour from where he lives in Manc or an hour away from Walsall. People forget that 3 year olds grow up - why put barriers in the way of an older child being able to visit you independently outside of contact hours.

Perhaps Sasha should only see her Dad every other weekend, that would have solved the Walsall/Manchester problem straight away.

I'm a bit contrary about Polly, she has been led on and had the carrot dangled in front of her by Shitlid that things could develop. I'm not surprised she's lashing out hurt. Thing is, I do think he is hurting and actually liked her, but his ego will not allow him to settle with someone who isn't a petite brunette. He has a high opinion of himself and thinks he is a league above what he is in reality. This ego will be inflated further by fame-seeking petite brunettes who will use him to elevate their profile.

Omg! Is the main part of the house derelict or did I imagine that? Glad to hear the opera is still going.