MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

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He kept saying he didn’t want to as it would give her the wrong idea

I once threw a drink in a blokes face back in 1980, he punched me in the face. I learned then that violence begets violence. From the trailer I've just seen, Polpot was lucky Adam took it as coolly as he did (not that I'm suggesting that anyone should punch anyone) , chucking a drink is a violent act and she should be held to account for it. Adam would be within his rights to report her for assault and criminal damage to his (awful) suit.

Yes the three times in ten weeks should have told her something tbf

Sacha has shared screengrabs of a text conversation between her and Ross. His Daughters name is spelled 'Bleu'.

FML. Will nobody think of the children.

I actually think Lacey is too thick for Nathan. He's got more between the ears than he's showed on this car crash show. She's way too needy for him and doesn't like his processing time on things.

I had an OH CRAP heart stopping moment when I saw Luke. He looks like my ex Fiance down to a T. It is so shocking how identical they look. Similar temprements. North African and as you know Maltese are North African ethnically so not surprising they look alike..but oh my daaaaaays. Blast from the past!

Bingo!

She is like Pol and Holler no class or diginity. If Nathan had a spine and courage abd spoke up she would be mouthing off at him like the other Harpies.
100% he is more intelligent then her and I think not suited. But I have a feeling this won't work as she has been on TV before so seems like any acring gig for her. Just Kirk with Polly. I don't think their participation is genuine whatsoever.

I'm so bored with Mercedes..... they should chuck her out for a few years or something. Love Theresa though!

Spelled how he says it??

He must be a City fan, as pointed out by DS

Ain’t no one believing that shit! See you next year 💀

I’m going to watch the NZ one as I’m using these to distract myself of an evening instead of drinking wine

Lol so Amy thought she did something. That delivery was all the way cringe. What on earth. Does she think she is in Hollywood! 😂 I felt 2nd hand embarssment

Has Amy always looked like this? Or has she had more filler injected??!

Fml. Just caught up on tonight’s episode. What is wrong with Polly? She is vile. Serious anger issues. And gaslights like it’s a sport. Have MAFS production been down the magistrates courts looking for candidates or something? There’s been a right bunch of angry/ aggressive people this year.

I liked Nafe’s speech though.

This made me laugh. Dh walked in as Amy was talking (he doesn't watch) glanced at the TV then asked. 'What has that woman done to her face?"

So we've seen a watered down Holly?
She's been trying not to swear!??
She's not been opinionated?

I would hate to meet the real Polly, if this is a tame version.

Does anyone know how tall Luke is?
Asking for DD, who thinks he may be her perfect man.

Pretty sure he was in military prison soon as he left

Please tell me she hasn't got a sausage dog.

Ha watching this actually makes me WANT to drink wine! Especially at the dinner parties.😂

No, she is normally a sensible young lady, has a HPR dog and no glow-up.

Maybe she is coming down with Covid

To add to the list of banned words on MAFSUK, can we also petition for no top up filler as it would be interesting to see their real faces gradually emerge!

I'm looking forward to the interviews afterwards. Lara on Eyre podcast does good ones. It's shocking to hear how differently they come across and how much the show is manipulated.