MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Polly wanted Shitlid to be more physically affectionate.
He was physically more affectionate and flirty and has smacked her bum, but she then didn't want him to do that.
I wish she'd make sense 😭

Throwing wine - keep it classy Polly!

Is there any kind of financial incentive for them to stay as long as possible? I assume they don't get paid for partaking but maybe they do?! Perhaps the call of insta-fame is sufficient recompense ...

Chuckling at the fact Adam couldn't even be arsed to muster a response. Had he even written vows or did he know Polly would just flip out and he could leave it at that 😆 you could see from his facial expressions how much he was twitching to shut down the various jibes she was throwing out in her vows...

Agree Amy totally overegged the pudding there. 'I'm wearing black to mourn the death of this marriage - RIP'. I'm literally cringing for her. I don't think he will struggle to find someone else. Amy meanwhile can exchange vows with the mirror...

Ffs @ pol pot throwing wine at Adam. As always behaviour tolerated from women that would never fly the other way - imagine if one of the men threw a drink at a woman? And Holly piping up as usual, it is SO clear she is insanely jealous of Hannah. She can't stand that Hannah's had a connection with someone other than her toxic husband, while Holly got not a glimmer of interest elsewhere ...

Also why all the suspense about who Hannah came in with? Ryan surely?! Orson said the thing between them fizzled out. Shame Richelle isn't there to crank up the drama even more mind ...

Oh my god I thought this was the last episode

Amy & Polpot can both just fuck off with their great angry drama vows, especially Amy turning up dressed like the mistress at a funeral FFS. I can't remember which of the Australian brides did a total 'mike-drop' once but with decorum and class, this was not that.

Ross leaving his Daughter and hightailing to Walsall for someone he's know 2 months is a massive red flag in itself.

Nafe and Lace continue to be cute AF, but best of luck to him with those in-laws. He'll need it.

I'm about an hour behind all of you. But my goodness, Sacha and her family are so selfish and self-centred - And Sacha's fake crying would have been enough to make me walk out if I was Ross.
Luckily he couldn't hear it, maybe that's why the absolute dickhead and waste of a father said he'd move to Walsall.
I hate them both now for putting a TV romance over the stability of a little girl.

Oh Polly! Don’t !!! He never wanted you, wake up! He’s an absolute joke, that hair for a start! Why would anyone want him? Walk away with grace fgs.

Sacha is an adult and should want Ross to stay near his daughter. She’s acting like the toddler. Poor Ross.

Got sucked in

wtf is performers? Maybe they threatened her unless she removed it as it doesn't show whoever they are in a good light.

I can bet absolutely nothing will happen to Polly as a result of her throwing red wine across the room at Adam in tomorrow's episode. There is so much aggression in the preview by Holly and Polly that there will be no producer intervention, just screaming and name-calling.

Spot on!

Pol throwing wine at adam. Wow if a man did that to a woman....Shocking!.. she needs anger management.

It's the sunken cost fallacy.

I've wasted x hours watching, I might as well see it through till the end.

you can see that Sacha will look like her parents as she gets older :D

Whoever cast Amy as Maleficent deserves a pay rise

Amy is so awful.
"At times I doubted whether you even liked me". You should have held onto that thought Luke, she doesn't and she's happy for you to think that you're the shit one and she's the injured little Barbie doll.
Luke is maddening at times, but he seems like a genuine guy. She's just nasty and takes no accountability, whilst she keeps on twisting the knife.
"You aren't worthy of me". How horrible.

I'm out no thanks

Alfie will have his head in his hands

Sadly I don’t think Polly has any grace. They are not suited at all.
and I do agree with the hair!

🤣🤣🤣

Her and grace don't know each other.

Polly is awful

She obviously likes him and I don't know what to think. I do get that he's said from day one he didn't fancy her but she obviously liked him a lot and grasped on to anything he threw her way and he slept with her because he's a man and the opportunity was there. She has been awful though even if he liked her to start with he could have gone off her.

I agree about Sacha that she should be the one to move so Ross can be near his daughter but seen tonight on SM that she's saying the fall out was fabricated for drama and he'd always agreed to move to walsall as it's only an hour from his daughter. Not sure whether that's true!

PS I still think Polly is vile and I suppose at least he tried to make things work. Emma could have said similar about Caspar but she had more class. I did like Emma and Caspar though (separately)

I wonder if Alex will be at the dinner party? Didn't see him in that clip...

So Polpot and Shitlid only had sex 3 times in 10 weeks. The way she was talking, they were at it a lot.

It was. Sasha said last night she was upset about a surprise she had organised for Ross that production had halted - she was upset about that and it was edited in to look like she was upset about Walsall.