MAFS THREAD 16. We go into these final rows (and maybe some vows) with our narky-cysts, frozen faces, John's fanclub and flappy jeans with free titties. It's the final goodbye, until the next time. Please collect your Blue Peter badge at the end

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At the end of the thread, just outside of Walsall.

Throwing a drink
Deffo EastEnders audition

She literally spent every week talking him in to staying and " trying" because that was the experiment.

Nothing to stop her writing leave either was there.

Can we add 'journey' to the list of banned words please?

It's called the Grange in Hampshire. I thought it was actually mostly derelict, a bit like the marriages. They used to do opera performances there.

I think that he has been dishonest but to himself as well as to her. If he hadn't wanted a bit of fame he would have left earlier on because they were never right for each other. I get the impression he felt that he was doing her a favour by throwing her the odd fuck and deciding to do a few of the things she wanted to look good on camera.

Don't get me wrong, she is a walking nightmare who can't control her own emotions and will not take responsibility for what happens and the horrible things she says when she loses her temper. I just don't think that he is a sweet innocent in all of this he just has more control over his outbursts but he got called Shitlids because he's a total dick and that never changed. They deserved each other. The fuckers.

No wonder Polpot had to get a whole new identity. After this display of cuntfuckery, it's shocking that she's not moved to Mars.

That’s what I was thinking! Why the hell is she looking like she wearing Louis XIV wig.

Shes gone from the Ming dynasty to the House of Bourbon!

He literally said on the first day that he didn’t fancy her

I need to go to bed so I'm not tempted by this Liverpool shite.

Who the fuck did Scorcher's hair for tomorrow? It was like Mrs Miggins (or should that be Mingings) from Blackadder 3 was on the sofa.

Polpottymouth defies comprehension. She is thick, deluded and vicious. She is vile to Shitlid and he has just tried his best to develop a relationship, as the ixperiment demands, when she has never been the girl for him. Shitlid has had the patience of a saint and deserves full respect for not reacting in kind to her outrageous lies, distortion and provocation.

😂

I was trying to work out whether little Johnny longbottom was a mega fidget or whether the editing of that girl chat was proper cut and paste...I mean I 'think' I know the answer....

It was very obvious.

The real question is are you going to be tempted to watch MAFSNZ??

I need a break from all this but I know I’m going to get sucked in, lol

I don't think I can bear it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

They still do. The opera house is attached to the side/ rear, never sure which tbh!

I once had to stay up there after a function by myself in the dark waiting for the groundsman to come and lock up. Bloody terrifying 😂

Tomorrow looks like it's the Polly and Holly show 🙄

Pol could have said her vows with dignity

She could have apologised, acknowledged it wasn't going to work , it was fun and thank you.

They could have been friends.

But hey we just need a fish wife potential bunny boiler.

Oh wow, the wine 😬

I'd love to do that to someone... then emigrate 🤣

This is like running a marathon. You get to mile 20 and think this is absolutely fucking horrendous but you can’t stop now. You just keep running whilst chafing and bleeding from your nipples. That’s what watching this series has been like.

As the relationship is a noisy, performative ruin, a perfectly chosen place.

Were there post vows dinner parties in previous series?
I don't remember there being. Just the reunion?

Didn't have enough couples ?