MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Every time I hear PDA..

Shitlid could have left a long time ago but he stayed for the instafame.

He hasn't demonstrated a single narcissistic behaviour though. Unlike someone.

Oh Nate, being all lovely.

Narky cyst?

Polly is more of a narcissist, she's just a bit thick and doesn't actually know what the word means.

He can't even say it, let alone be it.

Wow he seems genuinely upset, even tho he can't pronoun nark sis sist right!

And he proves my point.

Oh FFS I paused it on my iPad and now it's skipped back and I can't skip forward so I've got to watch to whole poly and Adam segment again 😭

Ha Sacha correcting him.

Amy is a total stirrer

Polly wouldn't know respect if it slapped her on the face with a dick.

What does Shitlid think a narky-cyst is? According to him it's "the worst thing you could call a man". Is he confusing it with something else?

She'd be happy with that PDA though

She is just in an absolute fury that he has said he doesn’t think it’s going to work
She can’t take the rejection that we’ve all seen since day 2 of the honeymoon.
Fucking shambles

I missed it making coffee. I can live with that

Amy is a massive shit stirrer

Amy, stop stirring. Polly is behaving like that because she is publicly shaming Shitlid into PDA.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Adam is right it is disrespectful to take her ring off

Thank you , Sacha! That was driving me mad

Polly getting her comeuppance for the way she treated Hannah.

😆😆😆😆

Gaston's going to erupt soon.