MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

[Dillite2]

I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

And the earrings

But little is accurate enough, as there is so little of them

I have attempted to make some crisps in the air frier. Not great.

Polly's dress is bloody awful, does zero for her. I know she's on the larger side but she does actually have a well proportioned figure, she could look really good if she actually wore something more flattering. I hop the side split jeans aren't given a final outing this week.

Shitlid looks over it all

Oh why not? Too potatoey?

Too burnt

Amy, such a shit-stirrer.

Those jeans have haunted me in the small hours of the night.

Oh dear opposite problem. I thought they'd come out too thick

Yes wtaf is up with these clothes. She has a nice figure! She could look absolutely amazing in a half decent dress, let alone something really nice and flattering.

Polly is about to lose one of her tittays

🤣🤣

Shitlid still looks like he's about to pop out on a safari.

I don't remember the comparison re underwear.

This is so fake. So, so, so fake. More fake than Amy's face.

Oh no Shitlid has just dropped himself in it bigtime!

It wasn't a comparison. I think it's been blown out of proportion.

Oh hang on they don't do men's clothes he's done a montage of all the women's clothes. With him in the background doing muscle arms 🤣

Oh god no shitlid that is not flirty banter. Nooooo.

If they're together why are they fighting over whether he's given her a grain of affection. Oh dear he's someone that turns when challenge. Not good

Do you hear them flapping?

Ahh ok didn't realise he said that

It was two people joking about and then one of them had to go and shitstir to cause drama and draw attention to herself. Again

Do you hear the flapping of the denim in the night, Clarice

Wow, Shitlid is actually talking sense. And she's still not listening to what he is saying.

Well she wanted honesty....