MAFS THREAD 15. Where you can't read the room because your face don't move. But a quick snog with a dog will mouldless but with a sex duck.

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I couldn't find the great one liners from the last few episodes

Last one I thought it was a further disgrace that Ryan was allowed back based on the fact something clearly pretty serious had gone on for him and Shannon to have been hurriedly exited with no real explanation.
I wonder what the producers would consider a step too far on this series.

@Victoriawould24 If Hollah dropped her kegs and shoved a bottle up her ass, the producers would probably give her a raise.

Polly looked lovely in that peachy dress last week. But yep, we are back to the weird missing bits.

I bet Holluh would do a Kinga from Big Brother for a couple of porn star martinis.

Ha ha it’s true and I hate myself for hate watching because I suppose I’m feeding the beast.

I liked it when Adam said that Polly was trying to craft him into her perfect man

The preview was like EastEnders
"You've led me on, fucked me around and pissed me right off. GET OUTTA MAH PUUUBBB" Peggy Polpot is back.

I see an aged Polpot and Holluh going at each other like Pat and Peggy - 'you bitch' slap 'you cow' slap.

@murasaki I was thinking along similar lines but Pol and Hol remind me of Cissy and Ada from the Les Dawson sketches of old ... all hoiky bosoms and clicky teeth!

😂😂

Given the refusal to wear bras, there will be a lot of hoiking going on.

So shocked by Holly's behaviour, she is so rude and uncouth. Just awful. Amy redeemed herself a little by being nice to her (my bar is very low tonight!)

If you could take one or both people from each couple and recreate a few new couples. Who would they be?

Mine would be...

Kristina and Casper
Emma and Orson
Nathan and Hannah
Adam and Amy
Luke and Lacey

Even worse - Imagine being Holly's teenage daughter and having to cope with all this. I feel for her.

I do not know why Polly is saying she doesn't know how Adam feels. She does know. She just doesn't like it.

Just read about four hundred posts as got behind .
There is nothing to add, you said it all.
Relieved it's the weekend to decompress!
Might need to do a brain detox before NZ.

Actually switched off after 10 mins

Is shit lid a bit nuro spicy? He does some eye and mother things that I feel might be a stim.
I have really started to like him but his honesty is not doing hom any favours. If there is a touch of nuro spice that may explain the honesty and a few other quite endering personality trates.

You made me snort tonic

Waynetta Slob was much, much classier

Everytime I come back to watch the new thread is there and the old is no where to be seen.. whoever makes the next one can you link the old one in it?

Grandmasswagbag · Yesterday 21:43
Adam loves saying he's got 'sumfin to fink abouuut' doesn't he?
I wonder if it's his filler word. Like I've told my wife to say 'let me have a think about it' in posh department stores rather than loudly proclaiming it's cheaper I'm boots

I merrily do the loud proclaiming. Why not? You save money for yourself and possilbly others in the process!

Yes! The way Shit Lid says fink gets my back up

If you click on the watch option for each thread it will stay in your watch list so it won't get lost.

This year it really has been a shit show. I am only watching it because I feel in in too deep now. They really need to look at the way they are casting this next year. It has been so full of trashy people waving red flags. The experts have been appalling.

Does anyone know how Adam is fairing from other online comments - x etc? I don’t follow any where else. I think he got a bad rep at the beginning of the series , but what about now? Have the rest of the country warmed to him a bit ? He has been pretty honest from the start. I think his only mistake is that he really should have just said leave a long time ago. But in the end they are all there for some chance at fame and will stay for as long as possible for that reason.